Reblogging This So That I Can Read It When I'm Mentally Stable (or UNstable) Enough

The only balls I'd choke on are tapioca pearls 💕

hello mandela catalogue nation i have made you some food (art)

eat up! 😋

What is up with tumblr sexymen killing powerful people 😭

THEY'RE TWO FOR TWO

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

OH BTW CONTEXT FOR WHY I SAID THE SLIDE WAS SCARY!!!

the slide starts with you turning left and suddenly starts turning right so you kinda get slammed against the wall every time you go down it. my brothister @leoslullaby27 flipped over in it somehow

me going down the most disorienting and violent slide i've ever been subjected to at my local playplace (i pretended i was 12 in order to get in which wasnt difficult at all with how short i am)

OH AND FACE REVEAL I GUESS??? I DONT REALLY CARE /LH

smuggles you into canada

get us out of America why is the sun so bright

Take me some where else

Texas sucks

before I knew about tone tags, I used to just put my intentions in brackets to make sure people online understood what I meant

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

MARK??? GABRIEL???? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE

TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT

I AM JN A FUCKING NALF PRICE BOOKS AND J FJND THESE?????FOR 5 DOLLARS EACH

WHAT

"what a weird snore" MARK HOW SLEEP DEPRIVED ARE YOU 😭

Quick question about your alternates in arms au, can the alternates purr?

They don’t purr exactly…but they can make a variety of other sounds when they let their guard down!

I like to imagine the alternates can make VHS and analog television sounds, but that they only do it if their guard is down. So when they’re tired, irritated, or not thinking. A little risky since they can get found out because of it….but humans are pretty good at “dismissing” weird things. Ironically, their desire to explain things leads them away from the truth.