I Usually Like Posts Instead Of Reblogging So I Dont Have A Bajillion Reblogs On My Page But I Can't

HELLOOOO SAILOR 😍

Victim 5 Missing Person “John Doe”

Astar Magdalene

Would you guys be mad at me if I posted a TMC OC instead of other content? 😔 (does it anyways)

So uuuhhh hiii I decided to make an OC…because I’m just so cool and based like that. This is Astar (like, Astaroth, hehe). For anyone who cares enough to read this, this guy tried to cancel his life subscription one too many times, saw a vision of Gabriel telling him life is worthless, and was brought back and kinda cracked. Decides "well...if life doesn't mean anything, I'll do what I want. And I want to study alternates." So, mf actively hunts them and tries to catalogue their behavior and biology. Like...paranormal biology. Parabiology.

He's weird, but he's a chill guy. Yaps people's ears off about biblical theology and the paranormal. Makes good soup. He lets ghost hunters, like BPS, stay in his house (which he paid dirt cheap for) in Mandela in exchange for their juicy camera footage of ghosts...or alternates.

What is up with tumblr sexymen killing powerful people 😭

THEY'RE TWO FOR TWO

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

as long as they aren't like that very odd ask i got that was almost certainly a bot

THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY GOD DAMN

“He was just a boy…”

I’m a sucker and I have a hc that Dave Lee is Mark’s maternal uncle—brother to his mother, he kept the family name (unmarried) while Mark’s mother took her husband’s name (Heathcliff). Also had the idea that….for whatever reason they stopped talking and as a result he lost touch with his nephew and niece. Still….he was in Mandela the night Mark died when Mark’s parents weren’t, and Thatcher had to tell someone. That someone ended up being him.

How must it feel to know the little boy he remembers, hand barely big enough to fit in the palm of his, gone forever now. He never got to know him as a seventeen year old, and now he’ll never know him as an adult either. The next morning, Dave Lee never showed up to church. O’Brian called, but he didn’t answer.

How could he believe in a God that would let this happen?

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“He was just a boy…”

just played a strange roblox game with my brothister and he died quite quickly but I didn't and i had the absolute worst time of my life. i wanna play it again with my mom

link to game: https://www.roblox.com/games/6810211229/Lost-REALITY

this was made by one of his friends on one of his many accounts - no he doesn't know how they became friends in the first place

FANFICTION. DO IT

Someone scream at me to continue writing my Cipher x Ford fic I am procrastinating

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

your wish is my command

somebody told mark what j!mmy did and he better hope that god is more merciful than mark is

i drew this last night but didnt have the brain power or the will to live to post it so you're getting it at a more reasonable time of day

mark heathcliff my baby (he would be 4 years younger than my grandmother if he wasnt fucking dead)