Someone Get The Alternate Off The Ship

god please let the alternates from the mandela catalogue be real i dont know how long i can take it before i murder a few rich bastards and politicians

its just a little guy!!!

smuggles you into canada

get us out of America why is the sun so bright

Take me some where else

Texas sucks

/e wave hi there tumblr please dont eat me alive :3

He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

oh no

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

to be honest i just looked at that and went 'oh wow hi alternate gabriel please get back to your own fandom'

The eternalholly brainworms are eating at me

me going down the most disorienting and violent slide i've ever been subjected to at my local playplace (i pretended i was 12 in order to get in which wasnt difficult at all with how short i am)

OH AND FACE REVEAL I GUESS??? I DONT REALLY CARE /LH

i can only assume daisuke is throwing up in the last frame

company mandated roadtrip!!! mouthwashing driving headcanons

i need me a shirt that says "i bite nazis"

A/N: I know I’m late for Valentine’s Day, but I don’t care. Here’s the mandatory holiday event doodle! And some more with shirt designs :

End note: I think I accidentally adopted him , he’s too far gone from the canon now and there’s no turning back. Soon I’ll post another doodle batch which I am finishing up.

And remember kids, as says Grunkle Stan: when there’s no cops around, everything’s legal. So biting nazis isn’t a crime.