Yeah You Could Say I’m Doing Numbers On Tumblr. And That Numbers? One

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate

That perfect moment when you watch something and realise it's going to be your new hyperfixation for the next several months

regulus definitely has sharp canines and james thinks it’s the hottest thing ever

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

remember kids

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every david tennant character is legally required to be two things:

very gay

very sad