Some May Call It Cringe, I Call It Whimsy✨

seasonal depression but it's summer

Credit to: user

FTM!Simon absolutely owning conservatives on the daily. like dudes in the military, he's had at least 6 interactions like this:

random soldier: something something "I don't care that they exist, i just think bathrooms should be biological sex only. Puts women at risk y'know?"

The Ghost™️: "ya want someone like me in the womens?"

random soldier: "no??? I just said i dont want men in womens bathrooms"

The Ghost™️: trying not to laugh "I have a cunt, ya fuckin' daffy."

i am drunk with ftm!simon thoughts.... i need him.... im desperate for a big big man

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

i think my friends and i are flirting platonically but GOD msybe not

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

pease love n respect but i need to be fucked in a chokehold