The Whole World Now Seems To Mostly Just Be Sensory Terrorism

I’m bisexual which means I like women, Simon Ghost Riley and Johnny Soap MacTavish

That perfect moment when you watch something and realise it's going to be your new hyperfixation for the next several months

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again fiction readers don’t want to read about realistic relationships they want to read about dubcon in a country house library with a mysterious baroness

Okay but it's fun being a horny freak online