Percy Shouting At Dionysus That He Is Not Poseidon's But Sally Jackson's Son Is Something I Never Knew

Auretta

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

Im sorry was I ment to find out that monkeys apparently have food pouches like chipmunks from Journey to the West??

I'm sorry, but this is an extremely funny author cameo to me. He doesn't say anything and no one even acknowledges he's there. Who is he? Another teacher? A Yancy board member? Who knows, but he's here! I'm obsessed.

we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh

a very (probably belated) happy Halloween to everyone here are some photos from the Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen from earlier this month

while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that

Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………