Latest Posts by jackdrawss - Page 2

asexuals are queer pass it on

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

MK and Mei are probably the best friends who are so close people just assume that they are dating (kinda like what Yin and Jin did in the calabash episode) which drives them nuts because like "no we're not dating we just are conjoined at the hip, share the same brain cells and generally are touchy-feely people"

Source | Day 23

we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

Since we’ve all been rewatching Gravity Falls bc of the Book of Bill I decided to compile my favourite joke of each episode in the show. Here’s season 1. Enjoy

Young Just Us would probably have a Tumblr where they just post about their weird adventures without ever explaining so people just end up thinking that they're shit posting

Got my hair dyed bright red (like almost hot pink red) and I just LOVE IT!!! It's just

Til that you can stew fruits and so here is my first attempt to stew plums that were in the kitchen

I think it went well

what if when batman is doing his whole "I am the night" schtick he isn't referring to night as dark but night like knight in shining armour

As in I am the knight, the guardian of this city type of knight?

adding to this cause I got more

"Ain't no rest for the wicked" again postmodern jukebox

"Your the top" by Jeri Southern

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend" by Marylin Monroe

Postmodern Jukebox's cover of "Habits" is a song I can absolutely see Angel Dust singing

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

*watching my idiot prince regent on the dance floor* yes, my liege. throw it back most indubitably, sire

what if we got a Disney princess movie but the lead was a guy? Like same characterisation - the adorkable princess kind of thing - with a charming charismatic love interest with more experience of the world (think Flynn Rider as you want)

but instead of being a girl our leading character is a guy??

Postmodern Jukebox's cover of "Habits" is a song I can absolutely see Angel Dust singing

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

am scared

(via)

Don’t say anything, just reblog 

(via)

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

Wahoo

Perfect duck weather today 🌧️🦆

whilst studying Hamlet for school you could tell who were studying psychology and/or had a Greek mythology phase and who hadnt by the groans when the teacher brought up the slide tired 'Oedipus complex'

i think it would be interesting if there was a new Voltron show for them to look at the origins of the lions or something. I think the 2011 Voltron Force kinda did this a bit but like more expanded upon. Cus I want to know things such as 'how old are the lions?', 'why were they made?' and 'why are they lions of all creatures?'

idk but it could be interesting for a show or fic at least in my head

have recently been getting monkey stories due to the escaped on in Scotland so figured I'd draw one

Based on this image from the BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7kd42xg26o.amp )