THE BOI!!!!

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

SPREAD THE WORD!

Batman the ultimate tsundere

OH MY GOD

THEY BOTH HATE THE BRITISH GOV’MENT ✨

"What's up danger?"

Bruce Wayne: *in the checkout line because Alfred forced him to go to the store to be seen in public for once and has literally only grabbed a bag of shredded cheese and a juice*

Cashier: Next please, hello Bruce how are you today?

Bruce: *staring intently at a pack of gum to avoid eye contact while he puts his items on the counter* im fantastic thanks

Cashier: That’ll be 6.84. Got yourself a snack, honey?

Bruce: *vibrating as he hands her 7 ones* yes here you go

Cashier: *hands him change*

Bruce: *drops the change on the counter, is visibly mortified and about to astral project*

Cashier: Oh sorry, my fault!

Bruce: *moments from collapse* noitwasminekeepthechange *speed walks out of the store gripping the bag of cheese so hard it almost pops*

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Alfred: *returns home to see Bruce in the fetal position on the couch with an empty bag of shredded cheese* “And how was the trip to the store, Master Bruce?”

Bruce: dontlookatme

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”

they are each going for a different genre of music and it sounds horrendous together but they are having fun i think.

my piece for @batfam-au-zine !