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Ghost getting diagnosed with OCD and realizes he's not a monster that fantasizes about brutally killing his own teammates no matter how hard he tries not to he's just a man with intrusive thoughts. He holds roach and soap a bit tighter now. Less afraid of hurting them because he knows he has no control over those thoughts. He stays longer with them after they make love now slightly less afraid that he'll do horrible things. Or something like that idk

a magical artifact that puts someone’s kill count above their heads explodes at a Wayne gala. some socialites have a number or two, no one bats (ha) an eye, it’s Gotham.

Brucie Wayne surprisingly has 0.

His three youngest sons have numbers in the hundreds

(Duke is adopted like a month later and is rly confused about why socialites keep asking for his “body count.” Is it a rich people thing?)

Teen socialite: So, Duke, I was just wondering what your body count is.

Duke, trying to flirt: Zero so far, but how would you like to be the first?

Duke: Why is everyone staring at me?

Alternate universe where Atsv is a movie and the characters are actors on set

Director: Let's take it from the top! Scene 31 Elevator to Spider Society, Take 5. Go!

(Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Jess ride up the elevator)

Hobie takes off his mask and looks over at Miles

Miles: How are you even gayer under your mask!?

(Miles realizes what he just said and Gwen snorts. Cameramen chuckle and whisper 'that's not the line!')

Hobie (without missing a beat):

I was this gay the whole time

(Everyone starts chuckling)

Director: Cut!

The... straight man...?

🤨🌈?

cheers to the “bruce wayne is not batman” tag on ao3

or alternatively, au where dr wayne moonlights at doc thompkins clinic where he keeps meeting these teen vigilantes….. WHOSE kids are these? who let these INFANTS out to fight crime? anyway he uses his sleeper detective skills to track down the vigilantes and…??? be their dad??

omg wait. the drake estate also has a cave system underneath that tim finds and opens it up as a base of operations and thats where the bat theme came from. i TAKE your batcave and i SHIFT it one plot of land to the left.

It was not until he had left Edgin behind, leaning over the side of a small ship, that he felt it — the first pangs of something…new. Something different.

Something growing, in a place where things should not grow.

or: xenk is growing flowers in his lungs, and he and edgin are dragging their feet.

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

"Doctors say it smells like flowers when someone is about to die"

"Wonder if butterflies smell it too"

the boyf riends are rotting my brain..........

✨ Tfw your brother finally comes home from Murder Island and you need to check on him every 30 minutes to make sure he hasn’t left ✨