Jackofsometrades - Jack

spider crew

Hobie just knowing how to do hair and one day, when he's staying over at Miles' dorm, he just brings out a comb, grease, some jam and pats between his legs

"C'mere."

"Uh...why ?"

"I'm gonna do your hair, duh."

And Miles jumps because he doesn't like other people touching his hair because he's tenderheaded and would cry whenever his parents would comb his hair but Hobie just grabs him and forces him to sit down and Miles is flinching but when Hobie starts combing his hair, he actually relaxes because Hobie's hands are so gentle and Miles actually falls asleep and wakes up with cornrows

"Oh...wow..."

"Told you that you were just bein' a baby."

"Usually it takes forever for other people to do my hair..."

"Let me guess. Tenderheaded ?"

"Yeah..."

"Same boat. That's why I learned to do my own hair. It's easier that way. No one yankin' and pullin' and leaving with killer migraines"

And he just throws Miles a durag he pulled out of nowhere, tells him to tie it up before he goes to bed and goes about his business and Miles asks him to do his hair every time he comes over.

Bonus: People are jealous that Miles comes in with cool new hairstyles every week and some of them even beg for him to hook them up with his 'stylist'

Bruce: Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.

Stephanie: You're Batman.

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

The secret Santa is also a cuteee idea…like as Xmas drew closer the HQ had more xmas vibes…and after they drew lots, Miles was Hobie’s secret santa but he had no idea what a anarchism Spider-Man would want for Xmas gift. So he just been sneaking around, making secret inquiries with others while keeping Hobie unknown. Then it came the day when all the Spider-Men were wearing red hats and sat around to open their gifts. Miles opened the one with his name on and found a set of beautiful paint brushes, then Pavitr suddenly jumped out and shouted that’s not my gift for you!(yes Pav was Miles’ secret Santa 👻) and Hobie was like of course not. I switched our gifts. Others started to tease them, causing Miles blushed and awkwardly walked away. When Hobie opened his he found a punk rock album. Miles came and mumbled that this may not be the perfect gift blablabla….Hobie suddenly kissed him and said now it is 🥰🥰

BTW Peter can be Miguel’s secret santa though the boss never participated at the first place. His gift would be an album of Miguel and his daughter and the last page was the three of them. Peter, Mayday &Miguel

🐶👑 is bored!!

Love the slight AUs where Bruce as Batman has been a member of the league for ages, but he's somehow managed to keep his assortment of children under the radar.

Because it sets up the wildest misunderstandings within the league. He routinely talks about his babies, his children who are all so sweet and kind and occasionally assholes yes but only because they are young (and traumatized) hell I don't think the league would even be aware that they're adopted. So they're all thinking literal children

Barry: Bats really loves his kids.

Hal: I mean they're babies, wait till they hit the angsty teens and I'm sure we'll be hearing the opposite

Which means the day they finally meet Nightwing they don't know wtf to think. For one thing, how old would he have been when he had this kid???? Should they be worried about that???? And for the other, that is not a baby, that is not a precious little thing.

He could break someone in half. Like a twig.

He won't, but he could. And they can see that. (He's bat trained, they have seen what the bat can do they are not fools)

And they're like, okay. Okay maybe he isn't the baby (he is). He's got younger kids right? He's never said how many, they have 0 clues. They've been expecting 1 child, maybe 2 because he'd said kid in the plural exactly once when comforting an older woman while they were searching for her children in the aftermath of a rough battle.

And then a week later they run into Red Hood. In his leather, with his guns. And he drapes himself across Batmans back with all the self confidence in the world and starts whining about the "Brat" breaking into his safe house.

To steal his dog.

And yet again. He is not baby. He is bigger than Batman. He could probably break Batman in half given the bat didn't put up a fight. But Batman looks at him with probably the softest expression they've ever seen on that mans face and tells him very earnestly that the kid just wants to spend time with his older brother, next time they should try a walk. Maybe go to the zoo.

But probably not one of the babies. They're kind, and gentle, and at least one just loves reading and Bats has been trying to encourage that!!!

And then a day later he mentions his "babies" going for a walk in the park and they all instantaneously lose their minds at the confirmation.

i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock

another comic for the saga