// Atsv Spoilers

Soap & Roach: *talking*

Ghost: SANDERSON

Roach: *turns around and throws his hands in the air*

Ghost: … what the fuck are you doing?

Roach: … trying to appear larger to intimidate you

Ghost:

Ghost: Ya know what? Never mind I’ll yell at you later *leaves*

Roach: *turns back to Soap*

Soap: … There is no fucking way that worked

Roach: I’m a genius, Soap

Soap: No, you’re so small that he genuinely feels bad for you

Roach: Shut the fuck up

So I just learned 5 minutes ago that "/pos" is a tone indicator for "positive" :)

AU where Clark lands on Earth as an adult and having to mask as a regular person. Sure, it sounds almost identical to canon, but.

For Clark, its fairly easy to blend in because he was raised by really good human parents with regular customs.

This Clark? When he went to an interview at the Daily Planet he tried to eat a pen. Shit, a whole computer! Lois asks him out for coffee and he's pissing sweat, " Coffee! My Favorite...Food?"

"...You country boys are weird."

When he interviews Bruce? Just spends 5 minutes gawking. " You're...Beautiful. May I court you? What's your favorite planet? I can bring you rocks."

Bruce just thinks he's autistic (just like him)

ok- i've been thinkn abt the theory of the puppets gainin awareness n thought of what if it was wally n frank gettn aware first n they both try to pretend that they dont know whats rlly goin on-

Hobie!!!!!!

Inspired by this beautiful post by @hi-im-little-miss-me

Bat-fam watching Lego Batman and loving it, with extra uncle Supes

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My boyfriend has been having a lot of fun with this pokemon game

i think i might have weird guy disorder :(