hobie and his band is decently popular . miles goes to one of his performances and wears a “i love my bf” shirt to be supportive. after the show when ppl r leaving the venue, someone asks who his bf is and he says “hobie”
the person thinks its a joke. like how fans would joke abt famous ppl being their partner, so they say “idk how to tell u this but hes actually my bf..” and it leads to a joke argument that miles decides to entertain. until hobie actually walks up to the two, slings an arm around miles and says “hey love, whos this?” and then the fan nearly DIES.
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a magical artifact that puts someone’s kill count above their heads explodes at a Wayne gala. some socialites have a number or two, no one bats (ha) an eye, it’s Gotham.
Brucie Wayne surprisingly has 0.
His three youngest sons have numbers in the hundreds
(Duke is adopted like a month later and is rly confused about why socialites keep asking for his “body count.” Is it a rich people thing?)
Teen socialite: So, Duke, I was just wondering what your body count is.
Duke, trying to flirt: Zero so far, but how would you like to be the first?
Duke: Why is everyone staring at me?
my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock
Miles: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Hobie: I know, whenever I'm near the person I like I turn pink.
Miles: But you're always turning pink?
Hobie: ...
Hobie: Yeah, don't think about that too hard, mate.
Ghost getting diagnosed with OCD and realizes he's not a monster that fantasizes about brutally killing his own teammates no matter how hard he tries not to he's just a man with intrusive thoughts. He holds roach and soap a bit tighter now. Less afraid of hurting them because he knows he has no control over those thoughts. He stays longer with them after they make love now slightly less afraid that he'll do horrible things. Or something like that idk
"Doctors say it smells like flowers when someone is about to die"
"Wonder if butterflies smell it too"