*to The Tune Of Starships*

The JoJo localisation team desperately trying to avoid being copyright striked every 30 seconds

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

ROUND 2, MATCH 20

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

You, the Voter:

“I don't know you, what do you think?”

Miss Piggy:

“She has kicked every ass she's ever fought with a karate chop. She can literally bend steel bars. She would fight and she would WIN.”

“She can kick ass, honestly - and look good while doing it. ”

“She is the queen of everything!!!!”

“She's a girlboss”

“shes the realest person here in my heart. realer than ted cruz”

“She'd rip them to pieces lmao”

I’m on fire and in horrible pain but I can’t turn the heat down or the shower will think I’m weak

My time with the second century warlord has convinced me to contact the anime producers for a show where Eminem gets isekaid into this

There’s a girl sitting in front of me on the train about four or five who has been drawing dead people for the past half an hour and naming every single one gay boy

It’s time to play the music,♪

It’s time to light the lights,♪

It’s time to vote for Gonzo on the Muppet Show tonight☆☆☆

Charles the Second

My name is...

thought that disk was a pineapple slice

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind original soundtrack (comp. Yugo Kanno) double-LP vinyl release by Milan Records. Preorders open May 25th.

My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is

just posted something on Reddit for the first time and my first comment was a bot saying it had deleted my post