jackthestripper
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There’s a girl sitting in front of me on the train about four or five who has been drawing dead people for the past half an hour and naming every single one gay boy
Charles the Second
My name is...
Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sigh it
If you're not please reblog
The JoJo localisation team desperately trying to avoid being copyright striked every 30 seconds
When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect
Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A
Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)
Kaku propaganda:
He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.
My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.
A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.
Queer Giraffe propaganda:
They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.
Eeee Love this Merry Christmas! 🌟🎄☃️
"For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found." Luke 15:24
Though it's not about the birth of Jesus necessarily, The Parable of the Prodigal Son is my favourite passage so I wanted to try to illustrate my favourite moment from it today. Merry Christmas guys! 💛
Regarding my last post on the subject:
ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask
ROUND 2, MATCH 20
NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS
You, the Voter:
“I don't know you, what do you think?”
Miss Piggy:
“She has kicked every ass she's ever fought with a karate chop. She can literally bend steel bars. She would fight and she would WIN.”
“She can kick ass, honestly - and look good while doing it. ”
“She is the queen of everything!!!!”
“She's a girlboss”
“shes the realest person here in my heart. realer than ted cruz”
“She'd rip them to pieces lmao”
Sad bit in one piece made me cry and that’s all well and good but half way through the Amazon man came with two massive bags of cat litter and kinda spoiled the mood
thought that disk was a pineapple slice
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind original soundtrack (comp. Yugo Kanno) double-LP vinyl release by Milan Records. Preorders open May 25th.
French, German, Spanish and Latin! (And also technically Welsh but you had to pay for that even though it’s the National language :/)
*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw
I’m in my hatred and violence arc (stuck on a maths problem)
like. i get it i really do, osiris is a difficult man and people don't often like difficult characters. but i am genuinely exhausted by the fact Every Single Time osiris is a relevant character his tag gets Filled with people blowing his bluntness way out of proportion and taking everything he says as a personal offense. i'm genuinely sick of seeing it constantly. it's been like this for four fucking years. do you all ever just get tired of projecting all your disdain on him?
Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now
idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.
All these guys have so much silly to share how could we possibly choose
(it’s doofenshmirtz)
we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era
I tried to close Tumblr and THIS JUST KEEPS PLAYING WITHOUT CEASE OR RESPITE
It’s time to play the music,♪
It’s time to light the lights,♪
It’s time to vote for Gonzo on the Muppet Show tonight☆☆☆
Lonk Lonk Lonk Lonk Lonk
Welcome! To the Nonbiney Swag Competition!
Hi ^_^ my name buddy @molabuddy ! inspired by @/sexymanotd's sexyremach (and other poll tournaments that have been popping up recently,) i've decided to make a tumblr poll-based competition of my own! to see WHO (out of this selection of blorbos) has the most nonbiney swag ......
Rules/Notes:
competitors were chosen (with much bias) by me, but mostly made up of suggestions from the ppl who replied to this post. Sorry if your blorbo isn't on here, I only had so many spaces 😿
some of these characters aren't canonically non-binary, but have enough swag (via coding, popular fanon, etc) to still compete
all polls will be one-on-one (until round three, where things might get silly)
all polls will last for 24 hours
match-ups are decided mainly via random number generator, and will be re-randomised every round
in no particular order, Our Lovely Competitors!:
Round one will begin on Friday the 3rd
Happy voting everyone! May the best oysterlover win!
[To the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King]
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb who’s fleece was white as snow
Is this a threat? Or a proposition…
thought this was gonna tell me to caramelise my dansen
caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.
Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok
Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?
Me: Yes of course! Thank you
Now is not the time for subtlety
EAT THE MERINGUE RICH
Now is not the time for subtlety
EAT THE MERINGUE
just posted something on Reddit for the first time and my first comment was a bot saying it had deleted my post
Me getting a good nights sleep: [footage not found]
My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is