Now Is Not The Time For Subtlety

Every time someone replays one of my snaps I instantly think I accidentally sent them a picture of a dead body or something

Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect

Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Kaku propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.

A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.

Queer Giraffe propaganda:

They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.

I’m on fire and in horrible pain but I can’t turn the heat down or the shower will think I’m weak

*to the tune of starships*

I'm on the floor floor,

I've had a stroke.

Never had a better realisation than at 1 am last night when I realised that with the money I get from my Summer job I could buy a katana

[To the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King]

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Mary had a little lamb who’s fleece was white as snow

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

My time with the second century warlord has convinced me to contact the anime producers for a show where Eminem gets isekaid into this