Never Had A Better Realisation Than At 1 Am Last Night When I Realised That With The Money I Get From

*to the tune of starships*

I'm on the floor floor,

I've had a stroke.

Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

Is this a threat? Or a proposition…

Sad bit in one piece made me cry and that’s all well and good but half way through the Amazon man came with two massive bags of cat litter and kinda spoiled the mood

thought this was gonna tell me to caramelise my dansen

caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.

I tried to close Tumblr and THIS JUST KEEPS PLAYING WITHOUT CEASE OR RESPITE

The JoJo localisation team desperately trying to avoid being copyright striked every 30 seconds

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

I’m in my hatred and violence arc (stuck on a maths problem)

just posted something on Reddit for the first time and my first comment was a bot saying it had deleted my post

Charles the Second

My name is...