I’m In My Hatred And Violence Arc (stuck On A Maths Problem)

French, German, Spanish and Latin! (And also technically Welsh but you had to pay for that even though it’s the National language :/)

*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw

There’s a girl sitting in front of me on the train about four or five who has been drawing dead people for the past half an hour and naming every single one gay boy

I’m on fire and in horrible pain but I can’t turn the heat down or the shower will think I’m weak

Is this a threat? Or a proposition…

It’s time to play the music,♪

It’s time to light the lights,♪

It’s time to vote for Gonzo on the Muppet Show tonight☆☆☆

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

Never had a better realisation than at 1 am last night when I realised that with the money I get from my Summer job I could buy a katana

Lonk Lonk Lonk Lonk Lonk

Welcome! To the Nonbiney Swag Competition!

Hi ^_^ my name buddy @molabuddy ! inspired by @/sexymanotd's sexyremach (and other poll tournaments that have been popping up recently,) i've decided to make a tumblr poll-based competition of my own! to see WHO (out of this selection of blorbos) has the most nonbiney swag ......

Rules/Notes:

competitors were chosen (with much bias) by me, but mostly made up of suggestions from the ppl who replied to this post. Sorry if your blorbo isn't on here, I only had so many spaces 😿

some of these characters aren't canonically non-binary, but have enough swag (via coding, popular fanon, etc) to still compete

all polls will be one-on-one (until round three, where things might get silly)

all polls will last for 24 hours

match-ups are decided mainly via random number generator, and will be re-randomised every round

in no particular order, Our Lovely Competitors!:

Round one will begin on Friday the 3rd

Happy voting everyone! May the best oysterlover win!

My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is

thought this was gonna tell me to caramelise my dansen

caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.