Is This A Threat? Or A Proposition…

[To the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King]

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Mary had a little lamb who’s fleece was white as snow

Now is not the time for subtlety

EAT THE MERINGUE RICH

Now is not the time for subtlety

EAT THE MERINGUE

thought this was gonna tell me to caramelise my dansen

caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.

The JoJo localisation team desperately trying to avoid being copyright striked every 30 seconds

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect

Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Kaku propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.

A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.

Queer Giraffe propaganda:

They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.

It’s time to play the music,♪

It’s time to light the lights,♪

It’s time to vote for Gonzo on the Muppet Show tonight☆☆☆

French, German, Spanish and Latin! (And also technically Welsh but you had to pay for that even though it’s the National language :/)

*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw

Smart logic brain: Hey why don’t we get on with some research or how about our actual job?

Dumb anime brain: We are going to listen to Renai Circulation on repeat for four hours and nothing else

Eeee Love this Merry Christmas! 🌟🎄☃️

"For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found." Luke 15:24

Though it's not about the birth of Jesus necessarily, The Parable of the Prodigal Son is my favourite passage so I wanted to try to illustrate my favourite moment from it today. Merry Christmas guys! 💛

ROUND 2, MATCH 20

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

You, the Voter:

“I don't know you, what do you think?”

Miss Piggy:

“She has kicked every ass she's ever fought with a karate chop. She can literally bend steel bars. She would fight and she would WIN.”

“She can kick ass, honestly - and look good while doing it. ”

“She is the queen of everything!!!!”

“She's a girlboss”

“shes the realest person here in my heart. realer than ted cruz”

“She'd rip them to pieces lmao”