Charles The Second

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

*to the tune of starships*

I'm on the floor floor,

I've had a stroke.

Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is

Every time someone replays one of my snaps I instantly think I accidentally sent them a picture of a dead body or something

Is this a threat? Or a proposition…

There’s a girl sitting in front of me on the train about four or five who has been drawing dead people for the past half an hour and naming every single one gay boy

My time with the second century warlord has convinced me to contact the anime producers for a show where Eminem gets isekaid into this

[To the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King]

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Mary had a little lamb who’s fleece was white as snow

I’m in my hatred and violence arc (stuck on a maths problem)