All These Guys Have So Much Silly To Share How Could We Possibly Choose

Is this a threat? Or a proposition…

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

French, German, Spanish and Latin! (And also technically Welsh but you had to pay for that even though it’s the National language :/)

*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw

Thrilling sequel-

Smart anime brain: *knows the lyrics to Renai Circulation* Dumb meme brain as soon as the song starts: Come on and SLAM! And welcome to the JAM!

due to this: https://youtu.be/0FkYKge75ps

Smart logic brain: Hey why don’t we get on with some research or how about our actual job?

Dumb anime brain: We are going to listen to Renai Circulation on repeat for four hours and nothing else

thought this was gonna tell me to caramelise my dansen

caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.

thought that disk was a pineapple slice

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind original soundtrack (comp. Yugo Kanno) double-LP vinyl release by Milan Records. Preorders open May 25th.

My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is

Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

Smart logic brain: Hey why don’t we get on with some research or how about our actual job?

Dumb anime brain: We are going to listen to Renai Circulation on repeat for four hours and nothing else

[To the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King]

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Mary had a little lamb who’s fleece was white as snow