Latest Posts by jalapenojelly - Page 2

why the mf u closest to always gotta be the older sister thats 20-30 that smokes and lives like 5 states away that would be a loser by society's standards but has more wisdom than a grandfather who fought in ww2

i'm 13 years old and i think fortnite represents one of the 7 deadly sins

REDRAW!!!

YAAY 2023 and 2024 versions below!

2023 vs 2024 :3

posting this from my friend's school Chromebook bc they're lucky and like nothing is blocked <3

rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious

oh no

lowkey wanna be put into a trance. waking up somewhere random sounds cool as hell as long as nothing illegal happened

i have no memory of posting this

lowkey wanna be put into a trance. waking up somewhere random sounds cool as hell as long as nothing illegal happened

lowkey wanna be put into a trance. waking up somewhere random sounds cool as hell as long as nothing illegal happened

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

autogenerated milestone post moment

aaanyway thank yall so much!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

made this for one of those "draw your comfort characters in this" posts

gangle my beloved

little yap: i actually tried to do textures for once! i like how you can really only see the *cough cough* silly texture i put on this on the clothes! it makes it look like i tried harder than i did lmao and this is the post i was talking abt btw

kinda rushed so its messy (other than literally drawing a marker for the head and a line of action(?)) i did this in only a day

made this for one of those "draw your comfort characters in this" posts

gangle my beloved

little yap: i actually tried to do textures for once! i like how you can really only see the *cough cough* silly texture i put on this on the clothes! it makes it look like i tried harder than i did lmao and this is the post i was talking abt btw

kinda rushed so its messy (other than literally drawing a marker for the head and a line of action(?)) i did this in only a day

HOOOOLY SHIT I HAVE MY FIRST FOLLOWER

"why arent you talking?" BECAUSE YOURE YELLING AT ME AND I DONT WANT TO BURST OUT CRYING MAYBE???

nah im with the boys on this one periods are fucking disgusting

aw dang it!

disregard my last few posts the new episode is peak

shit art moment

edit: i fucked up lmao fixed it

edit edit: i fucked up AGAIN!! i realized this looked like shit so i fixed it

ZOOBLE WAS LITERALLY A MODEL EMPLOYEE WHY DID THEY GET A B+????

my thoughts on da new episode pt 2

ngl i think the new ep didnt really feel like tadc to me. like it almost feels like a fan episode or a spinoff series. like it feels like something completely different with tadc slapped onto it. also gangle and zooble being friends came out of literally nowhere. i dont think they interacted once and now suddenly "oh btw theyre like best friends lol" like you could at least HINT that they were friends! its a good standalone episode but i think that it doesnt really fit in with the rest. but then again i have literally no experience with this so what do i know lmao

EDIT: its growing on me?? IVE BEEN BRAINWASHED!!! THE LIBERAL AGENDA!!1!11!1 but like yea!!! its a good episode, js my least favorite. maybe it feels so odd because its just really different

i dont really ship anything in tadc buuuut i did think that jax abd ragatha looked like a married couple in the scene right before the funni kinger tweaking out scene in the pilot so uuuh

im so sad abt the new ep :( i was kinda...disappointed? the other episodes were such high quality and this one felt kinda rushed. it did come out in only 2 months but still. maybe i just need to rewatch it? idk

EDIT: i rewatched it, and its better! i still prefer the other episodes, but im less disappointed. i think the reason why i was disappointed in the first place, other than the rushed feeling, was that it didnt have a lot of lore and stuff. i think were out of the exposition now and more into character development. hopefully we'll get to see more of jax just being a normal dude without him having to be fanservice'd lmao

NO FUCKING WAY

when people make nsfw posts then tag it under fandoms im in for literally no reason<<<<

resources for anyone struggling 🤍

i’m reposting this from a deactivated account but many links were broken or uk-based, so i’ve verified links and resources ~ og post ~ please let me know if anything needs to be added/updated

suicide & crisis hotline: call or text 988 (800-273-8255)

trans lifeline: 877-565-8860

depression hotline: 866-903-3787

eating disorders helpline: 800-931-2237

rape and sexual assault: 800-656-4673

domestic violence hotline: 800-799-7233 or text “START” to 88788

child abuse hotline: 800-422-4453 or text “HELP” to 800-422-4453

grief support: griefshare.org or text “HELLO” to 741741

runaway safeline: 1-800-786-2929

after abortion hotline/pro-voice: text exhale pro-voice at 617-749-2948

trevor project

alternatives without harming yourself:

holding/squeezing ice

splashing your face with water

getting a rubber band and snapping it against your skin (this could hurt, though it’s better than other ways that people usually choose to self-harm)

take a hot shower or bath

eat something sour. it will take your mind off the urge. (lemon, sour candy)

massage where you would self-harm

get a red pen or red paint and draw/paint over where you usually self-harm

remind yourself as to why you shouldn’t do it (scars, harms organs, leave memories etc…)

describe what you are feeling (is the urge/pain in your chest, fists, legs, arms, head?)

killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.

you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in.

for example;

having a family

getting married

to watch the sun rise

to watch the sun set

to save someone else’s life

finish school

get your dream job

to laugh

to smile

to go camping

travel to new places

to wake up every morning to the person you love

friends

family

to keep that promise you made

to accomplish a goal

to meet your idol

to listen to new music

theme parks

video games

chocolate

to be able to look back and say “i made it”

what you’re going through is temporary.

in case you need to hear this:

you are loved.

you are wanted.

you are needed.

you are beautiful.

you are handsome.

you are important.

you are not alone.

you are okay.

you are strong.

you are worth it.

you are smart.

you are not a failure.

you are useful.

you are going to be okay.

-> read full resource page here <-

do you ever be scrolling looking at other peoples art and get jumpscared when you see your own

rb for later

Bill In Therapy: Rise of Static Ford

The entire comic in chronological order as well as extra- and fan content!

Static reference

Static playlist

Bill In Therapy:

Part 1: What if therapy worked a little tiny bit on BILL?

Part 2: Nestled right between the frontal and temporal lobe

Part 3: Would that interest you my muse?

Part 4: He's so stupid I can't please just get over him already

Part 5: It’s a bit darker this time sorry guys

Part 6: There’s no rest for the wicked

!Doodles and alike!

KAZOO

He reaches

All the colours

Magma doodles 1

Magma doodles 2

And then they kissed-

Static making friends?

The crossover ever

Subconscious (outdated)

I missed Halloween here but i think chaos and static had fun

!Fancontent!

ANIMATIC WHOA

THE FIRST

Bill in Therapy pt1 COMIC DUB

Bill at therapy pt2 COMIC DUB

Static ford, my beloved

Girl Help

You look lonely...I can fix that

Why did you do it?

Bro fumbled so hard

Does that interest you my muse?

their dynamic is making me claw at the walls

Tea time

they are best friends <3

He's so silly

MALWARE

Came to me in a vision

((Static Ford still lives in my head...))

MY MUSE

bill misses his wife

*looks at notes* uhhh static ford

STATIC FORD STATIC FORD STATIC FO

The scary winter is coming and we are in tents⛺⛈️😱🍉

I speak to you on behalf of humanity,🙏

My name is Tahrir from Gaza🍉, a mother of four children, we have been suffering from war for more than 350 days. We have been displaced more than ten times and every time we leave everything behind

Every day is hell for me and my family.

Winter is coming⛈️ and we are living in a tent⛺, it rained and our tents were flooded and we want to build new tents but they are expensive.

My little boy Khamis underwent surgery and needs health care

And my child Amir, during our displacement, fell and suffered a broken pelvis

All this while we live in cloth tents that do not protect us from anything

I hope you look at us with mercy and compassion.

Can you help me and donate to me via the gofundme link?

Save us and help my children from the cold of winter and the cruelty of war. Donate to us $20 or $30, as it makes a big difference to us.

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Tahrir's Survive in Gaza, organized by Raina Carter

UPDATE 8/31 The family has fled to the beach after multiple evacuations and had to leav… Raina Carter needs your support for Help Tahrir

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why is there no jelly emoji 💀

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

he's so fucked up

REBLOG AND REPOST THIS IMAGE.

I MADE IT. YOU ARE FREE TO USE IT WITHOUT CREDITING ME. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU SPREAD IT.

repost in on all platforms. print it out and put up posters (if you don’t have a printer you can find one at your local public library or printer/copier store, using the public printers is very cheap if not free). give it to people

make your own art and do the same. i know not all of us can do much, but we can do a lot more than we think we can.

i love you all, stay safe