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I JUST HAD TO FUCKING WITNESS INCEST ART ON MY FEED. IK TUMBLR IS FREAKY AS FUCK BUT WTF.

i hired these things to stare at you

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

are.. are you defending eugenics?

"Actually many disabled people do contribute to society" is not a great argument against eugenics, by the way.

picked up my stylus for the first time in a while!! and of course, its a gravity falls shitpost.

alternatively:

how do people draw the tritangle so expressively :(((

**For people outside Gaza — read, understand, and share.

Because many people abroad still don't believe what’s happening in Gaza, or they think it’s limited to a specific area — and we’ve seen this a lot on social media.

But the truth?

The aggression has destroyed Gaza from its north to its south.

Gaza today is not a city, Gaza today is what’s left of life.

There’s no “living” in Gaza… there’s “trying to survive.”

Homes have turned to rubble.

Streets have become cemeteries.

Electricity, water, and internet… have become lost luxuries and memories.

Hospitals? Paralyzed.

Schools? Either turned into temporary shelters or destroyed.

Electricity?

Cut off since the first days of the war.

A very small group of people have solar power, and that’s become a resource — but for a price.

Can you imagine?

Your phone battery dies? You have to pay 2 shekels to charge it.

A power bank? 3 shekels.

A large battery? 7 shekels.

Everything has a price now, even light, even charging.

And prices? Insane and unimaginable!

Internet?

There’s no home internet.

People sell temporary internet cards for those who have electricity and connection.

The price of a card ranges from 1 to 5 shekels (half a dollar to a dollar and a half), depending on the time and speed.

And for daily life?

A kilo of tomatoes = 20 shekels (5.5 dollars)

A kilo of cucumbers = 25 shekels (7 dollars)

A kilo of potatoes = 50 shekels (13 dollars — if found at all)

A kilo of eggplant = 30 shekels (8 dollars)

A loaf of bread? Almost non-existent, and flour is about to run out.

So — how are people living?

Some have nothing at all.

Some cook on firewood.

Some eat one meal a day or less.

Some planted parsley, lettuce, or anything just to survive.

Some make onion-water soup…

And some don’t eat at all.

No food, no gas, no enough flour.

Prices are insane, and people have nothing.

A kilo of regular vegetables costs more than it does in European cities.

Water?

Contaminated, salty, and undrinkable.

People filter it with primitive methods, boil it, or drink it contaminated because “there’s no alternative.”

Gas?

Cut off for over a month and a half.

People cook over wood fires, coal, or anything that burns.

The health situation?

Not enough medicine, no equipped hospitals, no medical tools, and not enough medical teams.

And people get sick… and wait for death in silence.

How are people getting by?

Some have relatives abroad sending small amounts of money.

Some work with simple stalls or sell anything they can.

Some charge people’s batteries for a fee.

And some wait for help from a kind stranger.

And financial transfers?

Imagine someone sends you $500… you actually receive just $250.

Why?

Because when you receive through a bank office, they take 20%.

If you receive cash, they take another 30%.

Half the money is gone.

Theft?

Unfortunately, it’s happening.

People who left their homes, others break in and take everything…

Even though everyone is hurt and broken, war has changed everything.

And displacement?

The occupation drops leaflets from planes:

“Leave your area immediately, it’s a danger zone.”

Imagine a plane dropping a leaflet ordering you to leave your home immediately…

So you gather a few things and leave.

You leave your home, your memories, the scent of your children… and head to a tent.

A small tent… that protects you from neither bombing, nor cold, nor heat, nor fear.

And you don’t know if you’ll ever return, or when, or if you’ll even find your home again.

People are either displaced, broken, starving, or oppressed.

In Gaza… there’s no difference anymore between rich and poor, doctor or vendor.

Everyone is hurting, everyone is in need.

There’s no such thing as “living.”

There’s only “enduring.”

And even endurance… is slowly breaking apart.

Help us get our voice out.

Help us break the wall of silence.

Gaza isn’t a number… Gaza is souls, children, mothers, dreams… bleeding.

The pain needs to escape Gaza… the world needs to hear.**

#Gaza

#VoiceFromWithin

#SaveGaza

#ShareTheTruth

#GazaBleeds

#WeDeserveToLive

#WeAreAllGaza

To donate, click here.

please tell me im not the only one that gets so attached to a shitty oc i fucking lose sleep thinking about their dumbass

FHEHDHDDNDICND

He used to love hugs

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

thanks for liking my posts so much yall <3

you get it

YEAH I HAVE MORE!!!

last one (i think)

based on that one meme

this is my first time drawing mabel and dipper leave me alone

YEAH I HAVE MORE!!!

last one (i think)

based on that one meme

this is my first time drawing mabel and dipper leave me alone

HERE HAVE ANOTHER

based off a meme i saw on reddit

tried to hide the filter, didnt really work.

HI WANT A SHITTY GF SHITPOST?

ofc u do here u go

close up of the text in case you cant read it

anyway my camera started working again! sadly it has this cracked screen filter EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT EVEN DAMAGE THE CAMERA

TUMBLR STOPPED SHOWING ME BILLFORD SHITPOSTS AND NOW ITS SHOWING ME FREAKY SHIT HELP WHAT DO I DO

YEAH!!!

EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

i peered over a food processor full of onions and immediately got flashbacks from the war, which is strange considering im 13

bro stop trying to be a lone wolf trudging through the wasteland and join the resistance like the rest of us

It's still interesting that TBoB called more attention to Stan's control over his mindscape (And if you go with the interpretation that the lost pages are partial truths that are heavily influenced by Bill, then he's the one insisting that only someone with training should be able to have that much control over the mind.)

Meanwhile we have a memory!Stan. Someone who apparently knows too much and is rather aware for being a simple memory.

From the Wheel of Shame, we know Bill was able dig up all kinds of dirt on Stan but... that wasn't why he was there in the first place, was it?

Bill couldn't find the code immediately despite a memory of Stan opening the safe being a few hours old at most and decided to have Mabel try find it for him (The original concept of the ep had it far more hidden but this was likely cut because of time constraints)

Ford did experiments on Stan's mind which likely meant using Project Mentem and actually looking around his mindscape, and his only reaction was to comment on his jokes-- despite what little we the audience know being enough to render us sobbing wrecks

(yes I refuse to shut up about this part cos the book's intro is extremely underrated)

Stan was able to replace his memories of Ford with the swingset instead and managed to hide Ford in his Bar Mitzvah memory. And that's not even mentioning the lack of visible Portal and Stan o' War which noticeably show up in Ford's dreamscape (the broken swingset manifesting anyway pains me tho)

He subconsciously has misdirects for his secrets that are both silly and manages to disturb everyone too

And while Bill-as-Soos being bored by the vending machine memory is a joke that's basically the crew's way of going "hey remember the thing way back in the first ep that's going to show up in the next one?" and in-universe appears to be Stan slipping up, it's interesting that they had Stan input the wrong code when it's consistent literally every other time its inputted (especially when it shows up correctly in the very next episode)

It's even possible that the safe code that Bill found could have been a misdirect too but we'll never know since the safe got blown open by dynamite.

Stan was able to buy time by making his mind blank despite being genuinely terrified when Bill enters his mind (to the point that he breaks character and uses his own voice to yell), and could conjure up his living room (in colour opposed to his mind's regular greyscale) to make sure Bill didn't have enough room to flee, slamming the door in his face before the effects of the memory gun kicked in.

(EDIT: Random door analysis here)

And maybe the twins eventually told him that Bill had already been inside his mind after their W3 reunion, but all we know was that his conscious self was left in the dark for ages and wasn't really aware of Bill until Weirdmageddon.

TBoB showing McGucket's dreamscape also brings up the idea of the effects of the memory gun manifesting differently to each person. To Stan's mindscape, the memory wipe manifests as blue flames which immediately brings to mind Bill's powers but it's a far lighter shade (maybe to more closely match the memory gun and its eventual fade to white?)

The end of TBoB and the website poem also firmly reminds us about Stan's connection to fire but there's also the question if Stan himself is actually aware of it...

trust me bro and chat history

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

inspiration struck in the dead of night, had to wait to post it, forgot to post it until almost 7

pat pat pat pat

comfortable, decent quality bedding will change your life I'm so serious

dont get too cocky, she said almost

u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

aaand my dad told me to stop being an asshole to her thats nice

typing this so i dont tell my mom to kys

my mom told me to put on a pair of pants to go outside for literally 2 seconds and i made the horrible mistake of simply not because again, 2 seconds, and now she wont let me have the thing i ordered off of ebay WITH MY OWN MONEY until tomorrow, and she was literally doing the sassy "what did i tell you to do?" pose and body shake and she yells at ME for having an attitude like my brother in christ i said "okay" WHY ARE YOU GROUNDING ME FOR AN EXTRA DAY "b-but i buy you things and take you places why do you like your dad more????" maybe because he's not on an eternal power trip???

WHAT

BOTTOM TEXT

typing this so i dont tell my mom to kys

my mom told me to put on a pair of pants to go outside for literally 2 seconds and i made the horrible mistake of simply not because again, 2 seconds, and now she wont let me have the thing i ordered off of ebay WITH MY OWN MONEY until tomorrow, and she was literally doing the sassy "what did i tell you to do?" pose and body shake and she yells at ME for having an attitude like my brother in christ i said "okay" WHY ARE YOU GROUNDING ME FOR AN EXTRA DAY "b-but i buy you things and take you places why do you like your dad more????" maybe because he's not on an eternal power trip???