Jammedknife - Uraaaaanium Fever

I called it! They’re literally stealing shit together and littering the place with propaganda! And Phil called him his best friend upon meeting!

Like Techno and Philza having a father-son relationship is awesome and I really enjoy the lore and fanart that’s being created around that idea. But Philza and Techno being longtime bffs that spend their free time by breaking the law and creating chaos everywhere they go is just superior. Sorry, I don’t make the rules here.

Techno, who’s peeking through his window to glare at Ranboo, a guy his new neighbor that wouldn’t hurt a fly, because he has trust issues and thinks he’s going to get betrayed again:

“Dream whispers to you: hey I’m on the way to your house, need to have a chat with you”

Techno, who’s currently hiding Tommy from Dream, and Tommy, who’s just genuinely confused about whether he wants Dream to see him or not:

I absolutely adored the finale, but I really wish we could've seen older versions of Wrecker, Crosshair, and even Echo or Emerie!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Techno, who just finished killing 20+ people with a hound army and some fireworks, destroyed almost every single government on the server, spawned so many withers that there are holes in the ground that reach bedrock, teamed with both his bff and the biggest asshole on the server (who let it literally rain tnt on L’Mannberg) :

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

*Techno, Puffy, Phil, Ponk, Jack and Fundy all fighting*

Ranboo, who’s calmly watching it go down: “Enjoying the view, huh?”

Punz, who just respawned after getting 8v1-ed for no reason: “Yeah, the scenery’s quite nice, actually.”