Tommy, Visibly Panicking Because He's Scared Of Rollercoasters:

oh ok

Sole: I don't have a good feeling about this.

Hancock/Deacon: What do you mean?

Sole: Don't you ever get that little voice inside your head? Y'know, the one that tells you if something will get you into trouble?

Hancock/Deacon: No...?

Sole:

Sole: That actually explains so much.

#Merry crisis

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

women’s flat chests

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"