I’m The Weirdest Kind Of Extremely Online Because I Would Be Severely Offline If It Wasn’t For Tumblr.

Inigo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kaidan: Wasn't Lucien with you?

Lucien: In my defense, Kaidan, I was also left unsupervised.

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

Am I the only one who feels like the stream has become some sort of nature documentary?

Like you've got Techno acting like the narrator/cameraman, hiding behind trees and plants to get a better look at Dream. He has even gone as far as to use his expensive invisibility potions to study Dream closer without scaring him off.

But then there's also Dream. He's acting like an animal that's building its nest for mating season (He shows off his diamond blocks later on in the stream.) or for hibernation and that doesn't know it's being monitored or simply just doesn't care.

Thoughts on this?

SBI as Onion titles

 Bonus Jack Manifold (because the man deserves it)

This is basically every single one of their interactions lately…

Tommy trying to get Techno out of his 'room', while Techno is trying his hardest to keep Tommy from living in his basement like a raccoon: