Jammedknife - Uraaaaanium Fever

Ghostbur desperately trying to distract/lie to Dream (and failing), only to find Tommy right behind him with a netherite sword in his hand just sneaking around like an idiot:

Kaidan: By the nine. Has anyone here ever heard of critical thinking?

Lucien: I don't believe so. What are some of their songs?

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

The world is in great peril, and you are the unlucky protagonist who must save it! Spin this wheel three times and get your Dragon Age party that you're stuck trying to save it with.

Feel free to reroll repeats. Most are companions, but there are also a few companion-adjacent possibilities. You can assume that you as the protagonist have a basic level of combat competency even if you don't in real life, so don't worry about yourself

*Techno, Puffy, Phil, Ponk, Jack and Fundy all fighting*

Ranboo, who’s calmly watching it go down: “Enjoying the view, huh?”

Punz, who just respawned after getting 8v1-ed for no reason: “Yeah, the scenery’s quite nice, actually.”

Nevermind, I'm not going to kill Hbomb.

those lil squeaks omg

oh ok