Oh You Have A PhD In Astrophysics? That's Cute. I Know The Vibe Of Astrophysics

Dream: “I am not homeless! I have a cool redstone base and my house is HUGE! I’m heading there right now! ALONE!”

Techno: “Sure thing, Dream.”

Dream immediately after their conversation:

Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

original by clairetablizo

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

Tommy, visibly panicking because he's scared of rollercoasters:

Phil, who's trying his best to comfort him: It's alright, mate! We'll be fine!

Wilbur, who's just genuinely enjoying his misery in the background: Hey hey, Tommy! Psssst. There's a high chance that you're going to die on that ride lmao have fun

Techno, immediately 'killing' and removing Phil from the script after he explains to Techno that he can’t come online for the day:

Hello there, dsmp/mcyt fandom!

This year's Christmas will be a bit different than what we're normally used to (that's just a fact). 2020 has given us hell, but so far most of us have managed to get past it all quite well. Things such as minecraft and the Dream SMP helped with taking our focus away from all the chaos surrounding us and they helped make our day-to-day lives just a bit more bearable.

To me, it wasn't only the creators or games themselves that helped me out a bunch, it was also the communities. They tend to get a lot of hate for being toxic, but that judgement just overshadows all the good things that happen around there. I've met some of the most talented and kind-hearted people here and it honestly just warms my heart to see this community act like one big family. Sure, we may have our disagreements from time to time, but so does real family. You people deserve a big thank you for being so awesome!

I'll be praying that whoever reads this post will get to experience a wonderful Christmas filled with moments that they'll always carry with them!

(Author's note: Apologies for making such a messy post, most of you are used to seeing me post memes hahahah. This has been laying on my chest for a few days and I'm glad I finally got to type it out. I don't know if anyone will read it, but if you do, then I truly hope it helped! Love you all!)

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.