IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE

Hancock: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Nick: Really? Name one law.

Hancock: Don't kill people...?

Nick: Alright, that's on me. I set the bar too low.

ALT

don’t forget during the WGA strike that animation is not covered under the WGA deals and as a result animation has gotten the shortest possible end of the stick in under-staffing, under-paying, and generally turning the field into gig employment.

please sign the petition here for Disney to recognize animation production workers as a union and reblog this post!

*Techno, Puffy, Phil, Ponk, Jack and Fundy all fighting*

Ranboo, who’s calmly watching it go down: “Enjoying the view, huh?”

Punz, who just respawned after getting 8v1-ed for no reason: “Yeah, the scenery’s quite nice, actually.”

Techno coming back online after a day, only to discover that he has suddenly gotten himself a neighbor who happens to live in the ugliest house he has ever seen, that his front yard and the nearby forest are littered with craters from creeper explosions, that there are distorted pictures of Ghostbur and Tommy hanging inside his house, that he has lost half of his villagers to zombies and that there’s still a gigantic cobblestone pole ruining his real estate value:

oh ok

The feminine urge to make those two blorbos fuck senseless.

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

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