Y’all Expose Yourselves And Take This Fanfic Test I Was Just Forced To By An Irl So Now I’m Making

Hancock: If I die, donate my body to science.

Hancock: Except maybe my middle finger, you can send that one to Danse.

Am I the only one who feels like the stream has become some sort of nature documentary?

Like you've got Techno acting like the narrator/cameraman, hiding behind trees and plants to get a better look at Dream. He has even gone as far as to use his expensive invisibility potions to study Dream closer without scaring him off.

But then there's also Dream. He's acting like an animal that's building its nest for mating season (He shows off his diamond blocks later on in the stream.) or for hibernation and that doesn't know it's being monitored or simply just doesn't care.

Thoughts on this?

Techno, who just finished killing 20+ people with a hound army and some fireworks, destroyed almost every single government on the server, spawned so many withers that there are holes in the ground that reach bedrock, teamed with both his bff and the biggest asshole on the server (who let it literally rain tnt on L’Mannberg) :

Inigo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kaidan: Wasn't Lucien with you?

Lucien: In my defense, Kaidan, I was also left unsupervised.

Tommy slowly losing his sanity during his exile and creating himself a fake girlfriend to cope with the loneliness:

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

change does not come from a place of comfort

This is basically every single one of their interactions lately…

I absolutely adored the finale, but I really wish we could've seen older versions of Wrecker, Crosshair, and even Echo or Emerie!