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"Every frame in Arcane could be a wallpaper."

The frames I'm finding:

So many options that I can't decide what words to put on Jayce expression. If someone wants to make something out of that feel free.

New run and new images starting with my favourite snapshot taken. Noctis just has daggers but that seems like a samurai standoff after a slice.

So I have a new Blorbo...

Played DMC5 and got stuck with V. Saying the actual canon material is sparce is an understatement.

So I decided to role play as V in Hogwarts Legacy. Works surprisingly good for my head cannon.

No mods only the vanilla game and not finished yet.

He can be a menace, unless he wants something. Still knows his way around to reach his goal.

Has a affinity for beast care, specifically a black Kneasel and a Blue Jobberknoll.

Kind of spoiler below.

Can I give probs to the only marine in the whole situation who though shooting a cannon might be effective?

The idea wasn't great but the person got the right spirit you have to admit.

Not sure if it was the person on the right or left of the cannon so included both.

A scenario where Shepard jokes with Vega, saying she's practically Garrus' wife now after she promotes him to her XO during the war, resulting in them unintentionally spending a lot more time together.

The joke goes over Vega's head, and he goes to congratulate Garrus personally. Garrus is confused, and Vega promises to keep the "secret marriage" a secret. Garrus now has to figure out how in the hell he accidentally proposed to and married a human and how is he supposed to tell his dad he missed the unplanned wedding and the ceremonial meeting of his fiancé. He was almost 30, but this was going to get him grounded for at least another 30 years or maybe even life.

Was he supposed to get his new wife a gift? Where they supposed to get matching tattoos like Turians? He could've sworn he read somewhere that humans consummated their vows the same way Turians do. Where did he go wrong dammit!?

He adores the idea of Shepard being his wife and loves knowing that she was so excited that she even told Vega about it. He just now has to figure out how he married her in the first place without her knowing he doesn't know. Because then she'll think he never wanted to marry her, and that is NOT the case. Maybe Tali will know? No way. She'd just call him a bosh'tet. Wrex will also call him a professional idiot. Liara won't judge, but he's sure she still hasn't gotten over her crush on the Commander, and he doesn't want to rub his new marriage in her face. Maybe Joker will tell him if he promises him the new fornax issue.

Garrus has had his fair share of giving his dad a pseudo aneurysm, but this one was going to send him into cardiac arrest for sure when he finds out his son married a woman the family didn't even meet. He needs a drink...after he finishes bribing Edi to scrub away everything she just heard him say out loud.

Garrus doesn't know that Vega is the galaxy's worst secret keeper, telling Shepard he's keeping the secret marriage a secret unwilling to let Shepard convince him that she's actually not married yet. She goes to see Garrus to have a good laugh about Vega's idiocy but walks into Garrus telling Edi he will use Shepard's override if she doesn't get rid of something.

Garrus is absolutely mortified and gives the cheesiest greeting to his "wife." She assumes Vega already brought the joke to Garrus but she's not overlooking him trying to be suspicious with Edi. He recovers, mentioning it was for his sesrch history for a gift he wanted to get her. He did intend to get her a gift so the phrase wasn't a complete lie...

She jokes about it and calls him her husband. Garrus, the realist he is, does not take this as a joke. She leaves him to his vices, and Garrus is now in a full-blown panic. He needs to understand what he did, and he needs to know now.

(If my brain gets any more random ideas, I'll at least finish and provide a resolution to this concept, lol. Feel free to offer your own ending)

Omg a text post

Went to write a story, been a looooong time since I was ready to go throw it down with the keys and here I am.

So it's about Naruto, the series not the character. 7 pages in and I have not introduced the main character... Which I don't even know if he is going to be the main character. Is the center of the story automatically a main character?

Gai and Yamato are there goofing around. Tsunade the usual pretending to not give a shit badass, who actually gives a lot of shits. To herself and everyone around her.

Why am I even writing this down?

7 pages 2 chapters in and I have no idea where the story is going...

And I enjoy it so hard.

Underappriciated Ignis action shots.

There is a pun in this picture.

A) Royal Olympics, faster higher stronger.

B) Ignis announced a vegetable only week.

C) Gladio announced extra early morning training hours.

Really happy about this shot for no reason.

That's a selfie if I every saw one.

just a really nice shot

Shot through the heart and you're to blame

Darling, you give love a bad name.

"Resorting to punching can't be the solution your majesty." Probably Ignis or Gladio.

On the tradition of weird shots recently. Have to believe the chocobo rent prices have overwhelmed him.

Ignis came up with a new reci-peh!

(there was literally nothing there)

Standing in your own shadow... Or something

Ignis is never letting you drive again!

Not an expert, is this what powerscaling looks like

Doesn't seem either of them are ready for this.

GLADIO!!! No!!!

one piece saved my life man

Gai: 13-year-old me would be terrified and in awe of who I am now. Obito: 13-year-old me didn't think we'd get this far. Kakashi: I'd fight 13-year-old me.

you've heard of elf on a shelf, but are you ready for

Artwork by Katie Clark

Gai: Hey, um…has anyone ever told you that your mask makes you look like a turtle? Kakashi, now flustered: You…you really mean that? Thanks, you, um…really remind me of a mushroom. Gai: *flustered noises* Genma: What the fuck is going on? Ebisu: I don’t know, but I feel I could write a scientific paper on their mating habits.