I Would Like To Let @neil-gaiman And Everybody Else Know Tha I Am Extremely Depresses About Them Not

i haven't read neil gaimans books yet and i only watched good omens at the time so i thought american gods will be pretty much the same vibe and more seasons

it was a similar vibe BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO 18+, which is on me ig. i went from a wholesome show about friendship straight to VERY graphic sex scenes

the first sex scene (with bilquis) was very... worth coming back to but the idea of someone dying with a dick in their mouth had me in stiches

"she's a leprecunt", "get out of my house you zombie whore"? artistry. a colossal slay.

(spoiler)

at first i was sad that the tall ginger one died but then i watched law and order: svu so now i'm just happy i got to see him die twice

Hilda by Duane Bryers

it was cute

it was funny

it was queer

it was mythologically accurate

it had great soundrack and great outfits

a fun, lil movie that only marvel people and bigots would hate, but nobody cares for their opinion either way

9.5/10

Beard: there's probably more gay people in this room

Trent, knowing very well that's it's him and Colin: must be Jamie

not a single wrong opinion

lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this

with all the bad things elon musk has done, some of yall need to let the "he acts like a robot" thing go

the man is autistic, autistic AND evil, he isn't like that because he's neurodivergent, he's like that because he doesn't have a soul, his autism has nothing to do with it

What he says: Honestly, Ed? I don’t like who you are around this guy.

What he means: This entire scenario makes me uncomfortable because Jack’s banter is akin to the bullying I’ve dealt with my entire life. He reminds me of those who stoned me for picking flowers, or those who blatantly mocked me for being soft. I know he’s your friend, and I want to like him for you. But seeing you willingly engage in something that brings up bad memories is hard for me.

What he says: This is who I am, Stede. Do you see me now? You’re always going to realize what I am.

What he means: This is a part of me that I’ve never been able to escape. This is who I’ve masqueraded as for years and years. This is something I’m afraid I’ll always have to be. Jack feels like a representation of that persona, and you dislike him, so I don’t want you to dislike me. I don’t want you to see who I believe myself to be, and consequently hate me as well. So I’m leaving before you can. I’m leaving before it’s too late. I’m choosing to leave before I lose you.

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

what on earth