just some things to remember
-henry fought an absolutely jacked mole person
-ray ate a bomb
-jasper put his mouth directly on henrys mouth
-piper held a boy hostage and also hospitalized and almost killed a girl on her birthday
-henry and ray robbed a bank
-charlotte is canonically gonna be president one day
-she also almost got murdered. in her own home. twice.
-they all went to jail
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OK I'm half way through TBOSAS and since I knew about the the basic plot points beforehand. I can't stop thinking, do you think current or even middle-aged Snow ever thinks about Lucy? Or Sejanus? The first people he truly committed evil deeds too? I'm not even suggesting in a fond way and not through even Katniss and Peeta mirroring Lucy and Sejanus. Like in his lifetime, I've been dwelling on this for too long.
A great many people who are befriended/follow Uhtred say Sihtric is favoured by Freya and Freyr
This stems from one Yule time in Cookham, when Sihtric was allowed to sacrifice the boar
It was his very first time
He got more blood on himself than on the sacrificial grounds
That brought around the joke that from now on Freya will favour him
He will have many children it is said
And nothing has ever been more true
His libido is off this world!
He can go for it anytime, anywhere
He is not quitting until you are with child
And even when you are, he will only leave off when you tell him
He is 100% horny!
And a himbo
You are most certainly with child 80% of the time
So many babies!
And Sihtric loves all of them
He is such a proud and loving father, holy fek!
He definitely does his best to be involved as he can be
Considering Uhtred still likes him by his side in battle
He also all but insists on being with you during your labour
Uhtred usually allows that
And how elated he is when he gets to hold another newborn babe in his arms
And he finds you so pretty when you are with child
He will not waste a single moment to make you feel confident
Be it with a baby bump, just post partum or with a baby on your boob
Sihtric will always tell you how amazing he thinks you are
And often also how much you turn him on
Because fuck you do!
Especially in your second trimester
There is barely any leaving your bed
Because holy shit you drive Sihtric wild every hour of the day
It's become a bit of a running gag for Uhtred to ask you if you are pregnant every time he sees you
Be it with a bundle of joy new in your arms or with a belly full to bursting
And you always answer 'Knowing my husband, I might be'
Though Sihtric will absolutely give you time to recover as much as you need after birth or when one baby is particularily difficult
And then there is the adopted kids
First it is just Cynlaef
But Aethelstan seems to yearn for a true family as well
So you say he can go ahead and call you Mother and Sihtric Father, if he wants
The young royal bastard had already been living under your roof since Uhtred had taken him in on Edward's request
You and Sihtric simply have the most stable family/homelife
Sihtric and you are absolutely loving parents to your boys
They are both raised, like the children of your blood, with the old gods
Though Finan and Osferth make sure Aethelstan gets a christian education as well
Cynlaef and Aethelstan are both very good big brothers
They are very helpful with the younger children
Especially Aethelstan is soooo good with the young ones
Oh the happiness
BIG FAMILY, HAPPY FAMILY
Eleonora doesnât want to know what Elia and Filippo are going to do in their apartment, but she has a pretty good idea. She makes a mental note to buy some earplugs on the way home.
@vdsweek 8/12:
The last person Jens expects to see at the first party back at Uni is his one-night stand from the boyâs summer trip to Amsterdam. It seems like fate has smiled down on him, if only the guy would acknowledge him. Jens has a plan for that.
(I did not mean to do this but as soon as I drew the background, I knew they were outside. And @belledamsceno made that post about the lake...)
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A cool breeze swept off the lake, and Filippo shivered, more at Eliaâs fingers scraping over his side as he dragged Filippoâs shirt up his stomach.
âThis isnât exactly what I had in mind when you invited me to the lake with the boys,â Filippo murmured, tilting his head to brush his lips against Eliaâs, gazing down at the beautiful boy beneath him, cheeks flushed pink in the early morning sun, a hickey still visible on Eliaâs neck from last night.
Filippo hadnât expected to find himself outside as the sun rose over the lake, tree leaves dappling the ground as the breeze rustled through the branches. He would have preferred a soft, warm bed, but those appeared to be few and far between at Gioâs auntâs cabin.
Elia smiled up at him, fingers curling around Filippoâs neck. âI wanted to get you alone before everyone else gets up.â
âIf we had the bedâŚâ Filippo said, but he knew it was pointless.
âI didnât know Gio was going to bring Sofia,â Elia murmured, pressing soft kisses to Filippoâs neck, in just the right way that Filippo felt himself melting at the touch.
âBut you did know Marti was going to bring Nico,â he replied, breathing in the scent of soap lingering on Eliaâs skin. It didnât really matter. Either way, he and Eliaâs chances at getting the bed had been slim to none.
Truth be told, as much as Filippo would bring this up later, he didnât really mind sleeping on the couch, being roused at God knew what time so Elia could drag him out to the shoreline, pushing Elia into the grass and greeting him with long, sweeping kisses while Elia laughed and his cheeks went red.
Ellaâs eyes were closed as Filippo gazed down at him, a soft smile on his face like he was waiting for Filippo to kiss him, and Filippo didnât deny him.
He should have hated it, Filippo thought as he leaned into Elia, chest to chest, their bodies warm despite the breeze, his hand curled in Eliaâs hair. Eliaâs lips were soft, following the slide of Filippoâs. He should have hated being outside this early in the morning, having to watch the boys play FIFA for hours, watching Martino gaze lovingly at Nico every time he said anything.
He should have found it all profoundly irritating, but he didnât. He liked waking up to Elia in his face, tugging him up, barely enough time to throw on a tee shirt before stumbling out the door. He liked the way Elia leaned into him on the couch while Luca complained about Gio outscoring him, Eliaâs hand warm on his thigh. He liked catching Elia sometimes, giving him that same look that Marti gave Nico, though Elia would never admit to it.
âWhat?â Elia asked when Filippo paused, smoothing back Eliaâs hair.
Shaking his head, Filippo smiled. âThereâs a little inn in town. Maybe next time we come up here with the boys, you and I can get a room.â
Elia grinned, eyes lighting up. âHow romantic.â He said it teasingly, but Filippo was fairly sure Eliaâs cheeks went a little redder at the thought.
âIâm very romantic,â Filippo assured him, kissing Elia slowly, sliding his tongue inside his mouth, fingers tightening in Eliaâs hair until Elia moaned and arched into him, fingers bunched in Filippoâs hem.
âFuck,â Elia mumbled against Filippoâs lips, taking a breath before sighing contentedly, breaking apart for just a second, foreheads resting together as the leaves overhead rustled gently.
Filippo should have hated this, this romantic, making out in the dewy morning grass, gazing at Eliaâs parted pink lips, heart-thudding kind of stuff. The kind of stuff he would never have thought possible with someone like Elia.
But he didnât. He might even be content to lay with Elia outside in the chill morning breeze until the sun fully rose, until Eliaâs skin was pink for a different reason other than Filippo laying on top of him.
âDo you think the guys are up?â Elia asked after a long minute, the only noises the rustle of the leaves, water lapping at the shore, and the distant twitter of a bird somewhere.
âMaybe,â he allowed, but he didnât care about the guys. Not right now. Instead, he tilted Eliaâs chin to his, catching Eliaâs smile. âTheyâll find us eventually.â
âThen we should stay right here,â Elia agreed, nodding against Filippoâs lips, and Filippo merely smiled, kissing Elia easily. Theyâd stay right there.
My last contribution to our elippo party! This one is for all the Italians: I hope youâre okay and youâre making the most of being at home. Stay healthy! - Beware, there is smut ahead.
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âHow long do you think weâll have to stay here?â Elia asked from where he lay, head hanging off the end of Filippoâs bed, barely suppressing his yawn as the felt the mattress bounce underneath him and Filippo crawled up beside him.
âBored of my company already?â
Rolling his eyes, Elia smiled at Filippo, scooting back so his head wasnât hanging off the end. âJust wondering how long the country is going to be in quarantine.â
He supposed he was lucky Filippo hadnât said no to the idea of Elia joining him during the quarantine, or more lucky that Eleonora hadnât nixed the idea. He doubted Filippo would have said no either way.
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