OP, I Wish I Knew Your Bliss.

Oh my god...

Is this why Peach's always in another castle?

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

Not living is what they want you to do. Continue living to spite them.

i literally can not be alive in this world anymore

Now, I'm sure most of us can agree that purposefully misremembering the names of media that our younger relatives are into is the ultimate form of psychic damage, but consider the equally funny alternative...

Purposely misremembering the names of media your OLDER relatives are into

"Wow, is this the Seinfelds?"

"You Watchin' the Friend show?"

"Is that that Buffer the Vampire thing?"

This level of intellect in actually pretty high for Tesla dick-riders, all things considered.

Random event from last year that I think now may be a metaphor

*Taps Mic*

Artificial Intelligence in the Sense that It's Intelligence is Artificial.

*Holds for Response*

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

Karina has once again attempted the "Try Not to Draw a Male Character Who's a Massive Slut" Challenge and has, once again, failed with flying colors.

i dont acknowledge luce's hot evil brother enough

SoreMachi is Pretty Good, IMO.

Need a manga to read, y'all got anything

Okay...Third Comic...We need to spread this.

It's not even because I like Iono that much as a character. My desire to let this spread out into the rest of the internet comes down to two factors:

This has the potential to be the new Super Crown, right down to the fact that it was drawn by the original artist for Bowsette.

It will let Magnemite reach the same level of infamy as Hypno, Vaporeon & Typhlosion in the ranks of Pokémon that are otherwise normal but have been ruined in one way or another.

Never in my life have I had such a desire to spread something so potentially cursed. I insist we see no less than than THREE fanarts of your favorite PokeWaifus being Ionoized.

PRAISE BE IONOIZATION!

Triple Iono comics!