Im Freaking Straight And Likes About Fanfictions For Both Males And Females (but Also Hetero Because

I'm late??? IM LATE???

Oh gosh, I'm too busy.

AHEM, Jas and @endomentendo presents...

THE MAD-LAD TEA PARTY!

Feat. Caloo, the balloon clown :)

AiW!Caine: Ohhho! Thanks to invite to the wonderous party! Some tea for you.

Caloo: Ha.. HAAAH! I WANT TO DRICK YOUR INFINITE TEA!!!

AiW!Caine: Infinite tea..? I'LL SHOW YOU EXTRA TEAS!

Caloo: ... What, extra? This is so good to see at your party! Caine, I don't know why I'm this unknown world.. But I like it!

(Thanks to read this and, don't forget to support smol artists!)

S A N D ?

s a n d w h i c h

Let's remember that Judas is just the betrayed Jesus so, don't call Judas a "disciple"

We Don't Talk About Judas (Biblical Encanto Parody)

PETER

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

But

It was the Passover

ANDREW

It was the Passover

PETER

We were all together and we're passing the bread and the wine

ANDREW

Passing the bread and the wine

PETER

Jesus comes through

With some upsetting news

ANDREW

Traitor!

PETER

Are you telling the story or am I?

ANDREW

I'm sorry dear brother go on

PETER

Jesus said 'I'll be betrayed'

ANDREW

Why would He tell us?

PETER

Upon this news, we're all dismayed

ANDREW

The whole room was in chaos!

PETER

Who of us would dare betray?

ANDREW

We're not naming names

But we'll just say

BOTH

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas!

MATTHEW

Hey! Grew to be weary of Judas's intentions

None of us suspected his crime beyond comprehension

I equate him to the sound of coins hitting the floor (clang, clang, clang)

How could we remiss

With a kiss, he touches

Failed to keep our Rabbi out of the Romans' clutches

Choking on his guilt until he can't breathe anymore

Gone forevermore

JOHN

Thirty pieces

Of silver in his sack

When the night ceases

He stabs us in the back

He had seeled our doom

Led Jesus to His tomb

ALL

(Hey) We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

JEWISH VILLAGER 1

They say He was sacrificed

To pay our cost! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 2

The Romans had dragged Him off

To Pilate, their boss! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 3

He said that Jesus of Nazareth

Would hang on the cross! (No no)

ALL

Israel mourned

Our most devastating loss!

MARY MAGDALENE

He told me

That upon this day three

Not to worry for He will soon rise

He told me

The Messiah will come

And our souls will be made divine

PETER

He told me

Before that next morning

I'll deny him times three

Upon the cock's crowing

It's like I hear it now

It's like I hear it now!

I can hear it now!

MATTHIAS

Um...Judas

Yeah, about that Judas

I really need to know about Judas

Give me the truth and the whole truth

Judas!

ZECHARIAH

Hey the King of the Jews is here!

ALL

He has risen!

(Overlap of Peter/Andrew, Matthew, John, and Mary Magdalene verses)

ALL

He's here!

Don't talk about Judas

MATTHIAS

Why did I talk about Judas?

ALL

Not a word about Judas

MATTHIAS

I never should've brought up Judas!

Guys, I wake up and it's still a dream.

I have my good soul... Now I have my alter ego... Silly soul. :D

"Say something, unless you are too funny in your mind, always with distractions to keep your burn out hotter!"

"No.."

(I HAVE A LOT OF ART PROJECTS IN MY MIND SO THATS WHY IM OFFLINE FOR A DAYS, UNLESS MY FIRST SCHOOL YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL IS FREAKIN' OVER LETS GOOOOOO!1!!1!1)

Hi, I hope you're doing well. ❤️ I'm writing to you with full of hope to help me and my family. My family is in a very danger situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them. 😢 Could you please share my campaign post from my profile? Each share could be a lifeline for my family. 🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like. Our campaign has been verified by operation olive branch, and is entry number 26 on their spreadsheet. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.

I repeat, I don't have digital money, but sharing and helping others is cool! And yep, I'm a Palestinian supporter from S.E.A (South East Asia) and everything from my family is Israel supporter (long story, although Israel is my hated country, but their religion called Jewism. It has the 10 commandments form God from Moses (Especially the rule from God is Thou shalt Murder) is okay! But my biggest cons to hate Israel is actually killing Palestinians which is not good, like, if there Jewish person and likes killing people is totally hypocrited because they didn't follow the commandments from God, and Im Christian. So, I'll sure to respect all religions and I'll be sure that I pray from the poor to be free..) but my family is sad because of many people dying especially for kids in Palestine and the Overseas workers died last year.. So yep to all people from the other worlds, please

Give em' help to Palestinians!

+ Any little money or sharing to others is surely appreciated.

Thank you,

Jas.

a new character (or not really, they kinda got recycled) for a new pathfinder mini campagne !

they are called Lucien, they are a nephilim fleshwarp cleric!