I Uh… I Only- I Definitely Don’t Like Being Dominated Because I’m Very Much Not A Bottom Nervous

I was attempting to get the plate covering the bobbin compartment off to clean out the compartment on my sewing machine because it’s been jamming and it won’t catch the thread on one side, but of course one of the screws is too tight so the screwdriver, which is specifically made for this sewing machine and came with it, launches out of my hand and into the nearest trash can, which was right behind me. Now I am rooting through the trash desperately looking for my screwdriver.

I have two questions for life.

First of all, why do these whimsical situations, that would normally only appear in a cartoon and end with the character rooting through garbage cans, always happen to me?? This is the second time in the past two months when I have had to root through garbage cans because of a chain of events with such a low probability of happening.

Second of all, WHO THE FUCK MAKES THE SCREW THAT TIGHT?

Wait no, worse than yodeling, its country music

Whoever the FUCK is yodeling outside my house at 7 AM needs to STOP IMMEDIATELY.

Damn, not a bad deal at all

Holy shit Amazon has low prices on genderfluid, guys!

He’s beautiful

I posted about being both a femboy and a tomboy on Reddit and now there are a bunch of transmedicalists in the comments acting offended lmao

Who’s going to tell them that that’s not the like button?

the gender fluid

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF THE CROW

I’ve got one of those tiny, grey adult kittens! Only difference is that he doesn’t have all his adult teeth because the dentist had to remove them.

Maladaptive daydreaming? I think you mean my ADHD superpowers.

Very angry rant incoming

Why do people feel the need to post lesbian porn on here with tags like #lesbian, where it will reach minors and people who are likely not following that tag to see porn?

Asking because it’s happens way too often and I want to stop seeing porn on my home page. In my opinion, sex is gross and I don’t really want to see it.

If you wanna post porn, fine, but at least only show it to people who want to see it.