So Someone In My Pottery Studio Made This A While Ago And Didn’t Want It So Now He Is Mine.

I was attempting to get the plate covering the bobbin compartment off to clean out the compartment on my sewing machine because it’s been jamming and it won’t catch the thread on one side, but of course one of the screws is too tight so the screwdriver, which is specifically made for this sewing machine and came with it, launches out of my hand and into the nearest trash can, which was right behind me. Now I am rooting through the trash desperately looking for my screwdriver.

I have two questions for life.

First of all, why do these whimsical situations, that would normally only appear in a cartoon and end with the character rooting through garbage cans, always happen to me?? This is the second time in the past two months when I have had to root through garbage cans because of a chain of events with such a low probability of happening.

Second of all, WHO THE FUCK MAKES THE SCREW THAT TIGHT?

watching Nimona bc the book was fuckin awesome:

EVIL GENDERFLUID CODED CHARACTER AND A TRANS FLAG (also attached my evil genderfluid flag bc Nimona would totally love it or rip it to shreds, idk which one)

Dough

Bread

I was too scared to post on r/egg_irl after the protest bc everyone was so mean and toxic during it so I overcame my meme block by scrolling through mematic templates and making a ton of memes

And by a ton of memes, I mean the same joke in several different templates

As it turns out, my mom is really bad at the Pokémon TCG.

Guys I think something in the baking cabinet got moldy. It’s all gray and fuzzy

So uh, while we’re here wanna see some of my pride flag designs?

Tomboy redesign (you have to admit, that brown DID NOT go with the blue):

Multigender tomboy + femboy (two versions. personally, I like the flip flop one):

Fluid tomboy:

Fluid femboy (yeah, the tomboy one is smoother):

Fluid femboy + tomboy (for the cool people like me who get to be BOTH):

why do you have soup in your pants?

Don’t tell anyone I told you because we aren’t supposed to let the gendersolid people know this, but the genderfluid is actually just soup

Made some alternative concegender flags!

1st flag:

Purple- androgyny and non binary genders

Pink- femininity and female aligned genders

Blue- masculinity and male aligned genders

Orange- fluidity and change

Green- concentration and confusion

2nd flag: (represents genderflux as well :3)

Dark pink- femininity and female aligned genders

Dark blue- masculinity and male aligned genders

Light blue and pink- fluctuation in intensity of genders

Purple- androgyny and non binary genders

Green- concentration and confusion

My personal favorite is flag 1 because it reminds me of a swimsuit and flag 2 looks too much like the Omni flag but I like the fact that flag 2 includes genderflux individuals as well

let's say, just hypothetically, that you woke up and you were a train. what then.

Vroom vroom!