Kinda Went Hard For Two Characters Who I Don't Think Made Any Sort Of Eye Contact Ever Lol

Flower crowns for flower crimes

Murray and Penelope’s shopping day

I totally see these two being shopping buddies (at least where it comes to parts for the van and RC devices)

Happy New Years

Congrats

You guys convinced me, Penelope is a good character.

“You’re a heck of a woman!”

“I know. That’s what it says on my homepage.”

Thinking about Penelope

Don’t touch da babies.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

"boy drama" HSHDJSK yeah i love the idea of penelope and murray being Bros just chilling and ignoring everything lmfao. like i get why we didn't (time, pacing etc... bah) but i really wish we got more of the extended gang just hanging out (tm). i can see penelope just being just down for tinkering w cool shit and having a good time w her new pals. and being totally oblivious to bentley's thirsting for her (kinda links in to me reading her as some kinda neurodivergent ig? i've said it before and i'll say it again but creating and maintaining an entire alter ego in order to get past age restrictions/implied gender bias and dominate the field of your hobby is absolute TOP tier nd girlboss energy)

trust one of my main issues with Sly 3 is how it's a game all about assembling a gang of thieves but benches them completely for almost its entirety. like i get wanting to roam the hubs as Penelope, Guru or PK whenever might be unreasonable to ask for (i guess?), but not having them around at all in the safehouse is such a bizarre choice. and the idea of having Penelope tinkering on gadgets in the back is perfect bestie

even looking past this, the cutscene sections of the gang hanging out together are so limited. we're mostly treated to them traveling in their silly goofy disguises (which ok, iconic). give me Sly 1 end of episode cutscenes, where the gang just idk has fun. give me Penelope beating the boys at their videogames

Quick Tips for Writing Protective Tension

One character immediately steps in when something happens, overprotective much? The other one is like, “Chill. I got this.”

They stand just a little too close, constantly checking if the other person’s okay, but trying (and failing) to be subtle about it.

“Be careful,” “Watch out,” or “Don’t do that,” every two seconds, like they’re babysitting, but it's all about concern.

One of them puts a hand on the other’s shoulder, almost possessively, like, “Don’t worry, I’m here.”

They instinctively move in front, even if it’s something minor like a crowded street or a heated argument.

I would like to officially classify the Cooper Van as a clown car. How in the actual heck does it manage to carry that much stuff without crushing everyone inside?

my bisexual awakening was this obscure furry. i like her sly 3 design but i wanted to tweak it a bit idk. when i first played this game i thought she was a dog?