The Plot Of Literally Every “Peter Parker Goes On A Field Trip To Stark Industries” Fanfic.

venom:

eddie brock and all you other monster fuckers:

M’Baku: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?

Erik: As the defending champion, are you nervous?

bonus:

I know that Eddie and Venom's relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

Venom: "E D D I E"

Venom: "We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie."

Venom: "Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines."

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: "I have an interview at 9 AM --"

Venom: "WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES."

Venom: "OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT."

sometimes i’ll forget these are just made up and i’ll be watching a marvel movie expecting this to be real. like tony is really peter’s dad and him and aunt may see these badass tagteam parents and sometimes uncle steve and uncle bucky or aunt nat and mr. loki babysit him and then i remember that loki’s dead, spider man’s dead, bucky’s dead and i kinda just wanna dead

you know?

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The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so

The Meme Bros™️: Playdate

Peter, in a high voice, holding a Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off? Going back to school and starting my career?

Shuri, in a deep voice, holding a Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Okoye: Kids, what are you playing?

Shuri: Systemic Opression.

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

Voldemort: So, it has been brought to my attention that you refer to Draco Malfoy as your archenemy

Harry: Yes

Voldemort: Well? What did he do? I killed your parents, tried to kill your friend, actually killed one of your friends, and got your godfather killed. I also have tried to kill you for 6 years now, but it's this boy who deserves the title?

Harry: You have no idea how annoying he is