You Know I’d Actually Watch These If They Were Actually Produced. Am I The Only One?

For real tho #Truth

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ this

I’m like 93% sure that this is what happened after Jurassic World.

This gif isn’t mine, but please tell me if it’s yours so I can give you credit.

This is awesome

I SLOWED DOWN I AM THE DOCTOR TO 75% SPEED AND MY EARS ARE BLEEDING FROM BEAUTIFUL

(just a note its 8 minutes long but worth it especially towards the end)

Can I just say, The one thing college is good for if nothing else Is how humbled you become when you get an assignment or assignments thinking “oh I know this! this will take me what? 30 minutes or an hour max!.” lol R. I. P. Yeah it’s been 5 hours since I started these assignments I’m still on the first one.

Mood

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

So, I just had this thought; what if Lucifer got invited to a D&D party? Can you imagine the chaos and the hilarity that would ensue. 😂 and you know his character has to be the devil, and it has to have his desire mojo and what not. But like the thing that I think would be the most hilarious to me is when a party member dies, and the cleric has to heal them and says “lemme just get my Bible and res u” you know Lucifer is gonna be like all Yep nope this is where I draw the line bye. 🤣

Ugh so true it hurts 😫

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

We need a Jurassic world fanfic where the characters and dinosaurs of Jurassic world and Jurassic Park 1,2,&3 watch the movie and the dinosaurs can talk or have point of views it would be cool to see everyone's reactions.

Y’all wanna know what I really, really, really want? I want someone to do a cover of Baby Mine from Dumbo in Italian. Pretty pretty pretty Please 🥺🥺🥺 I need it.

Okay so, I know I have said this before and it got ignored so I just deleted it because y’all just keep ignoring it. But for the last time, anyone who is sexually explicit, comes into my DM‘s and asked me to be their sugar baby, or anything else that is ridiculously inappropriate. Once again I will report and block you. It is insane how many of these I keep getting. I dread when Tumblr send a message to my email saying someone new has followed me or someone has sent me a message because I just know it’s one of y’all Nasty dough- heads. I have said this before but I will say it again and it’s going to be for the last time. Do not message me do not follow me. This account is not for you. I am not for you. I ain’t the one. I ain’t playing you message, me follow me, or send me stupid stuff in my DM’s. You will be once more blocked and reported. Nobody wants to see that and nobody wants to be your sugar baby. I will not say it again if you ignore me I’ll just keep on reporting and blocking you. And some of you keep just making new accounts and doing the same crap. I’m not having it. I will say it one last time leave. me. Alone. Go somewhere else where somebody wants that bull crap. But you’re not gonna find it here. If I could do more the block and report you, I would.