So, Unhinged Weight Loss Idea. Eat And Exercise Like We Did When We Were In Elementary School. I Am

OK I know this sounds stupid, but I think we need a modern AU for Game of thrones/ A Song Of Ice and Fire Where Winterfell is a high school and Direwolves are there football mascot And Jon Snow is the mascot and he is freaking hilarious, like hatching Pete and that Red Bull in basketball everyone loves.

Philippa (Pippa) Benjamine Parker

For real tho #Truth

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

So I am sick and I am in bed just chilling and I just woke up from dreaming. I dreamt that Benedict Cumberbatch Smaug found himself an Indian apothecary. And was all like I’m gonna take it over it I like what they sell. And I’m thinking opioids? Well they aren’t an apothecary they are a candy store like honey dukes in Harry Potter or those old Timey soda shop/ general stores/ pharmacies. So now I just have this picture in my head of Smaug with a horde of candy every color of the rainbow Scrooge McDucking it and he has the biggest silliest grin on his face. I’ll be honest this would make a pretty good crack one shot fanfiction. I guess If anyone writes it tag me please.

How do mermaids sleep? All I picture is like otters.

Ugh so true.

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

That kid is a badass cinnamon roll ❤️🤓

I’m so angry. I’m watching Jurassic World with my nephew, and when Owen jumped on his motorcycle to get Blue to chase him and leave Barry alone, he laughed and mumbled “meals on wheels”.

And damn it, that shouldn’t be funny, but it is.

Do you know what would be interesting? A Lucifer fanfic where the characters react to the entire show. Maybe even throw in a bit of a time travel fix it trope. it could probably start up around oh say early mid season two I just think it’ll be really interesting to have all of heaven‘s host, select members of the demonic legions of hell, and the entire police, precinct and friends and family of the characters all having too sit there in theater watch the show and get along with each other.

The dough heads be at it again. Stay safe y’all.

WARNING!!!!

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Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

I want to see this on Broadway so bad.

I realy realy realy love love love this Album