I Have Been Tagged Thrice, And Thus I Shall Appear.

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

Artist's rendition:

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.

PARTAKE IN THE WHAT

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

TO MY FELLOW 🇺🇲💥AMERICAN🦅⛽ TUMBLRINAS

IF YOU ARE OF VOTING AGE AND HAVE NOT VOTED YET PLEASE GO VOTE TODAY!!!

THIS ELECTION IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!! THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY BOILS DOWN TO TODAY!!!!

GO, MY POOKIE BEARS!!! BE A GOOD CITIZEN!!!!

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

ok then fuck u too ig

it's cool how you can taste your bones

I leave for the weekend and I have 3 spicy bots following me now.

To the bots: please behave yourselves. Or don't. This blog is anarchy.

Tell me

Does the silly jingler enjoy pumpkin pie and a nice cup of apple cider?

pumpkin pie is decent but a nice cup of apple cider would have this silly jingler janglin' his jingle bells for a drop of that sweet nectar

Hold on, folks. Someone's at my door.