Latest Posts by jichan05 - Page 2
Wait til we get to Gates.
the human that made health illegal.
David Attenborough
The only human worth mentioning
And the most likely candidate
for the reincarnation of Jesus Christ
I don't care who that offends
I will die on that hill
If my death was even possible
yikes
Jokes in the future will be so strange
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"
Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.
Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.
"Okay, please continue."
A woolly jumper!
"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."
No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.
"You need new material."
I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.
"Okay, boomer."
Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.
same
You wake up in an old-timey cabin in the American mid-west just as a cowboy walks into the room.
You: "I must have travelled back to the time cowboys existed."
Cowboy [nervously]: "Wh- what happens to the cowboys..?"
here we go
Yay, a new fish friend
This person likes fish and not like all the normies who just want to eat them.
if you like fish too you might want to check out their page.
Microsoft buying the concept of medical help is not what we meant.
I want to fight God, not a self-entitled guy who didn't earn his own success.
Fascinated by Rain - ciborgen
the 90's.
before japan controlled the regulatory boards.
Tik tok assigned me this fursona
mod that
haha
imagine being so insecure
you gotta steal from one of the famous furries ever.
get lost you damn carnivora.
Sweepy Crittor
kiss kiss
A gentle reminder
daw
where is the fish
Phrynichus deflersi is absolutely insane
whip spiders are kinda insane as is but the fact that this one exists in a small area of the map roughly around the Gulf of Aden this creates a naming convention confusion where it's officially known as The Arabian Whip Spider but it's exclusively native to Somalia and even though it's been imported illegally into Yemen, Ethiopia, Tanzania and Djibouti I think you'll notice the obvious fact that none of those locations are in Arabia with only one of them not being in Africa so we're off to a great start.
its torso is thin and flexible 6 of it's legs are twice the length of its torso bent backwards and lying so flat that it shuffles along the ground on its knees while doing the spider equivalent of the splits
its tusks yes tusks are modified into arms that are 4 times the length of it's body with fake hands on the ends of them complete with an opposable thumb
and these work together with the remaining front 2 legs that are equally as long weirdly flexible and for some reason protrude from the spider's neck and have a second shoulder joint immediately after the one attached to the neck
they have one of the smallest mouths next to the size of their body of basically any spider and even with that the teeth are even strangely small for the size of the mouth making the creature almost flat faced
here's pic of one preserved in mid-pounce pose
just to illustrate how crazy a concept that is
and oh yes it can pounce or sort of technically it doesn't so much pounce as it does shuffle along a surface at around 60 mph or 100 kph being able to manoeuvre on a dime during this movement and also conceal itself in tight spaces moving a maximum distance of 5 feet in one of these bursts which we still don't know just how many they can do at a time.
being soft-bodied it can hide in spaces that are even smaller than the size of its thorax and it's strong enough to take down prey such as fully grown rats by grabbing onto them and dragging them to their mouth where their tiny teeth chew through the rat's neck until it bleeds to death.
for scale here's one on a human hand
and here's their prey
to say the spider is strong is an understatement
oh and by the way there's a very similar creature that's local to Southern California
just so you know
and guess what else
i have a friend in the north of England that actually keeps them as pets
oh and if you go to Egypt they flavor their French fries with its urine there
are you telling me the non-imperial furries can't 'Smash'?
lol
Posting Smash because they got banned during registration and the guy who came up with using this broken-ass admin bot literally gets no b#es fr i checked
also spriting hteir oc was really hard to do (the species literally has 6 jaws) so i want everyone to see it
[no, the Russian guy doesn't count, he's a c#]
EDIT:
fixed a quite frankly bizarre layering issue that involved the character's tail and pixels around it (annoyingly the fixed version looks worse)
aw
drawing my beautifol son Keyboard
give me the silica
Did- did they research our memes? or is this a coincidence?
@floppythepony
do not tell them about
Microsoft buying the rights to the very concept of medical help.
Abmodal Triggers
lol
it's the thing that scares the furries.
The Takin is such a whimsical herbivore, like God commissioned Dr. Seuss for this one.
cool
funky lil doodle of palette...i swear i can never draw him in the same outfit twice lol
so just a reminder that Sweet Baby wrote the plot to this.
just saying.
This is a Naomi appreciation post. Reblog to appreciate Naomi. 🧡
Obsession Trigger yes
known to most as that one random anime that canonically ties together the plot of the Megami Tensei and Akira franchises into a single narrative universe.
but the English speaking countries are not ready for that conversation yet.
grr otters
hey @floppythepony
Do you think it would be cool if...
the Unknown pokemon said their letter instead of just unknown. lol A would be funny. You find it and it just goes "ah"
hello
River City?
It's okay guys! Freddy's just nervous
lol it's the Eka's Portal administration lol
Secret Panel HERE 😤 tapas.io/episode/1604196
sad
I present to you the only known footage of a happy Chinese Mitten Crab
that's it.
i went through thousands of Youtube videos to find this.
so relatable
My two moods are
"I don't wanna be unrelatable"
and
"-so this is what normal people like? Ew."
i can fly
Logic test
You are in a room in Africa
There are two exits at opposite sides of the room
But each exit is being guarded by a snake
One snake is yellow-green
The other blackish in color
One is a harmless olive snake
That you can pass unharmed
The other a deadly black mamba
That will kill you if you get too close
Which color snake do you approach?
1920's actually
Flat color commission for TundraSharks on Twitter!
nice
Sk8tr G1rl 🛼✨
(misiiart 's part of our art trade!)
oh no
The completed POOLROOMS series: THE SYMBOLIC, THE SENSORY, AND THE AUTISTIC
we need more ecchidnas
Art trade with @/Thatbirdguy_ on twitter
Had the privilege of drawing one of my favorite OCs of theirs, Knoxal the Echidna!