doctors: we are so smart. and so powerful. also all-knowing btw.
doctors when dealing with a health condition found primarily in women: ummmm. idk. that’s scary. also you’re making it up.
Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you
I fear if I was Orpheus I would look back. Cause if I call the girl I like at 3 am on a random Tuesday to see if we’re still friends I would so look back to see if the love of my life was still there
Straight people are so weird to me, like you can just MAKE A COMPLEX ORGANISM BY ACCIDENT!!!! Like you were having ‘fun.’ And then BANG YOU’RE GOING TO BE A MOM. I’m so glad I’m a lesbian.
i was just reading the manga and all i could think about was the fact that this outfit has to have something to do with killua. gon i love you but you did not put this together after dressing like a christmas elf for your entire life. those are not your pants
summary: the problem isn’t necessarily the sun or the heat, killua will later realize, it’s that he never learned how to deal with the sunburn.
notes: you know what the most unrealistic thing about hxh is? killua goes to middle-of-summer whale island and does not turn into a burnt tomato boy. G, killua zoldyck character study, including zoldyck family (so mentions of child abuse, misgendering, illumi), killugon but also killua & alluka & nanika, and killua & mito because family dammit. 2800 words
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Killua first saw an eclipse when he was almost too small to recognize what it was—before his first individual kill, but after he’d learned his little sister could make cakes appear out of nowhere if he asked the right way. Illumi had taken him outside, hand long and wrapped entirely around Killua’s much smaller one.
“You must be careful in the sun,” he’d said, fastening a pair of weirdly-shaped glasses to Killua’s face so that the world became dark and dim, little pinpricks of light left to orient himself to his surroundings.
“But I can’t see the sun,” Killua protested, head tilted upwards towards the eclipse. “The sun isn’t even there.”
Illumi hadn’t smiled, not that Killua could see, but it felt like he did, and Killua liked that. Those days, Illumi was only happy when Killua did something correctly, different from how he used to be happy simply at Killua’s happiness, but sometimes he’d be happy simply that Killua tried to do it right. “That is the point, little brother.”
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Date: 04:58 UTC December 14, 2023
sounds silly but. one of the greatest things ever as someone with a trauma background is learning that things aren't inherently as bad or as scary as I thought. it IS possible to assemble Ikea furniture without arguments. is IS possible to discuss boundaries without having something thrown at me for speaking out of turn. it IS possible to spend hours on end sharing your favourite things with your favourite people, and not get called annoying for it. the world is an incredible place
I love it in fanfics when Derek can hear stiles heartbeat from anywhere and uses it as an anchor. I also love it when Derek just thinks that stiles normal heart rate is faster than it is because everytime stiles is around him, it beats faster— and getting super concerned when he hears it slow down— and that’s what leads to a confession.
It’s just such a sweet concept. Like “I would know your heart anywhere”. Love to see it.