Jayce: I’m Incredibly Fast At Math.

Jayce: I’m incredibly fast at math.

Viktor: Alright, what’s 30x17

Jayce: 295.

Viktor: That’s not even close.

Jayce: But it was fast.

Viktor: But-

Jayce: I SAID I WAS FAST AT MATH AND THAT WAS FAST. NO BUTS TAKE MY COOLNESS OR LEAVE IT.

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2 years ago

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!


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2 years ago

I don’t know if this is already been stated but I think the only way to turn someone in First Kill is if they are dying. In First Date, Sebastian stated that Margot changed him when he got really sick. Sebastian was again sick before he got turned into a ghoul/vampire by Margot’s mom. Theo was turned when he was about to die by Juliette. This could be the reason why Cal and Cook didn’t turn.

Just a thought though.


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2 years ago

Sevika: Remeber when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Silco: Stop romanticizing the past.


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3 years ago

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?


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2 years ago

Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Wednesday: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Enid: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Wednesday: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.


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3 years ago

Jayce: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Viktor: What did you do?

Jayce: Nobody died.

Viktor: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!


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3 years ago

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.


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3 years ago

Jayce: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Viktor: Jayce, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

Jayce: Duly noted.


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3 years ago

Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.

Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.


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3 years ago

Kara: Ow!

Lena: What’s wrong?

Kara: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Lena: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.


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