Nadine Strittmatter @ Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Wint 2006

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

Its not safe out there take this with you

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

it wasn't actually as funny in my brain as I felt like it was so it had to become funnier through art

orcs have a lot of piercings. mordor has a claire's.

Not to flirt but I would make you food in the middle of the night if you ask me to.

anyone else go nonverbal as a kid because your parent told you asking questions was “being rude” or “talking back,” so just not talking was the only power you could hold that wouldn’t immediately get you punished? 😀

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public