Jtheshark - Untitled

no bond like two bi friends who might be mlm and wlw solidarity but also might fuck

if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

i wish i could be chill and normal about my friends but unfortunately i thing they are some of the most beautiful people on the planet inside and out and i want to keep them in a large cave and hoard them like treasures

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead