Sorry For Bitching And Whining. Unfortunately I Have To Or Else Ill Start Killing And Eating People Instead

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

nevertheless, we ball

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Lamia and the Soldier (1905) by John William Waterhouse

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

Audhd is kinda weird because one month you’re hyperfixating on the state of U.S politics and then the next you’re hyperfixating on a relationship between two men that didn’t even happen