Why Does Being Really Sleepy Either Make U Feel Mellow And Content Or Like You're Going To Actually Kill

Sometimes you’re stressed and then the sunrise hits just right and you remember how lucky you are and how humanity is just a tiny, coincidental blip in the universe and all you can really do is be kind and try to have fun while you’re here.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???

Am I grinning like an idiot for a blurry picture?

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

“And I knew it. That’s the worst part: I knew it.”

— Marguerite Duras, The North China Lover

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:

Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?

Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical