Okay, I Have Redrawn This, Lol. Original Below.

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

That infamous prison escape.

I hope nudibranchs are the next animal that everyone realizes is cute and they start making plushes out of them

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

Send nudes

Wait, I'm talking about nudibranchs, what did you think I was talking about?